Dear Angry McCain Girl:
I say with a contrite heart, a chastened attitude, a promise to do better in the future, and slight indigestion (which is not your problem, I realize):
The soul of Soul speaks for my soul.
I Remain,
Your Servant,
Soul-fully,
Bill Corbett







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1 Slade Rockfist on Apr 1, 2008 at 5:10 am
My soul it has a first name, it’s D-A-V-I-D…….
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2 Tim D on Apr 1, 2008 at 5:25 am
Creepily, he sang this for Antonio Fargas (A.K.A. Huggy Bear). And Justin, the running back for the Raiders, is their love child.
I feel cold.
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3 Kari_Ann on Apr 1, 2008 at 7:08 am
Well, I think this should be more than sufficient. I mean, who can stay made when David Soul is playing?
Anyone?
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4 MikeP on Apr 1, 2008 at 7:59 am
I think I preferred the horrifying gnome video from a while back.
Come to think of it, what ever happened to the great gnome invasion of ‘08? The newspapers have been suspiciously quiet about that incident…. a little too quiet, if you ask me.
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5 Botchinator on Apr 1, 2008 at 8:39 am
Thats from the heart man, poetic.
Thank you Bill, for representing the entire internet so eloquently.
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6 meg on Apr 1, 2008 at 12:52 pm
oh Bill, you made the wrong… so… right.
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7 Louis Fowler on Apr 1, 2008 at 1:44 pm
OK. Sure. The McCain Girls are all pissed. But there is an even worse political video out there, and they obviously had a budget…I present the Up With People-ish “Hillary 4 U and Me”. Enjoy…
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Reply from Louis Fowler on April 1, 2008:
Um…it didn’t embed. Here’s the address…
http://www.youtube.com/user/Hillary4UandMe
Reply from Bill Corbett on April 1, 2008:
Wow. Just wow.
Enjoy “Hillary4U&Me,” everyone:
Reply from Kari_Ann on April 2, 2008:
Well, at least they didn’t have little little Hillary dolls raining down…
But I have to say, I didn’t think anyone could ever steal the energy from that song… well, tune… but they somehow managed it. ;p
8 wakachiwaka on Apr 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Bah! Paul Michael Glaser can sing circles around Mr. Soul - he just has more fun kicking Rooster’s ass!
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9 GMaupin on Apr 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
So, Bill - funny story:
I enjoy a good Rifftrax blog laugh. I mention to The Wife that she should check in while she’s online, she does, and we begin our snarky little retro-laugh at Hutch’s expense.
After the harmony kicks in, she says mockingly, “I love that his voice is higher than Anne Murray’s.” I say, more fearfully, “I love that you identified that as Anne Murray.” She hangs her head in shame and apologizes, but it’s too late. I haven’t even checked to see if Murray in fact sings backup. The certainty in my wife’s voice was too great.
I write this as I pack my bag. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Thanks, Bill.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on April 1, 2008:
GM, no one will blame you a bit.
…Even me, the target of your lawsuit. I pre-surrender.
10 Kari_Ann on Apr 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm
So.. I’ve had “Don’t Give Up On Us” running through my head all day long!
Thanks for the earworm Bill ;p
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11 Natalie on Apr 2, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Oh, Hutch. Why?…
I love his little emotional pauses between phrases like at 1:31. He’s sort of confused as to why he’s there, then he suddenly remembers he left the oven on, then he has a muscle spasm.
Actually, I guess it’s sort of a remarkable range for a 2 second pause.
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