32 responses so far ↓

• 1 Pak-Man on Apr 4, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  …. — — .-. .- -.– -.-.– / .. / .-.. — …- . / – …. . / … …. — .-. – … -.-.– / -.- . . .–. / – …. . — / -.-. — — .. -. –. -.-.–

• 2 Walter on Apr 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm

  - …. .- -. -.- / -.– — ..- / –. ..- -.– … -.-.– -.-.– -.-.–

• 3 BringBackMST3K on Apr 4, 2008 at 7:18 pm

  Awww… I don’t get it!

• 4 Livia on Apr 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm

  Yeah I feel left out. I tried numerous Morse to text translators via Google, and all I’m getting is gibberish!
  Translation please?

• 5 Courtney on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm

  I don’t know what’s happening. But I’m going to assume you just transcribed quotes from “Mama’s Family” in a strange code that only Vicki Lawrence can read.

  My logic is irrefutable.

• 6 Nerf on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:14 pm

  I don’t need to be popular. I’ve got my morse code to keep me company. … — / .-.. — -. . .-.. -.– .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

• 7 JackTheRIFFER on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm

  Hey Bill!! Watch what you say about Mike there! I know we all feel that way, but the blog isn’t the best place to say it!

• 8 Indianadelae on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  I’m not popular enough to talk in Morse code….my home, parents, and personality didn’t help me get ahead on the road to popularity.

  But the cigarettes make me look cool….and I if keep up the one night stands, the boys will think I’m popular AND respect me!

• 9 Digits on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:55 pm

  Well I don’t agree! I never found Canadians to act that way!

• 10 MikeP on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm

  The reason it’s difficult to translate is that the blogging software has helpfully replaced multiple dashes (and “…”) with special ascii codes.

  Will I be more popular if I post the translation? Or have I already proven myself to be a hopeless nerd by decoding it?

  Oh, and there appears to be a typo (or should that be, “Dah Dah-di-dah-dah Di-dah-dah-dit Dah-dah-dah”) in the last sentence…

• 11 mathey on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

  Please Speak An English. Thank All Riffers, Most Pleasant Production.

• 12 Ninjew on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  Bill, this is the 21st century.

  Buy a frickin’ cell phone!

• 13 Teaser on Apr 5, 2008 at 2:44 am

  That has to be the filthiest thing I,ve ever read…shame on you Bill

• 14 Onil on Apr 5, 2008 at 5:02 am

  Bill just watched ID4 and Transformers back to back. That’s the only explanation.

• 15 Melman on Apr 5, 2008 at 5:34 am

  Translation:

  Are you popular?

  if so, how do you do it? if not, well… why the hell not? you’re a nice person, right? you deserve to be liked, right? wrong. check out our new short, “are your popular?” and find out why nobody cares for any of us. hint: it’s our fault.

  find it here.

  My response:

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• 16 Den on Apr 5, 2008 at 6:15 am

  .. / -… — ..- –. …. – / – …. . / … …. — .-. – / -.– . … – . .-. -.. .- -.– / .- -. -.. / – …. — ..- –. …. – / .. – / .– .- … / .–. .-. . – - -.– / –. — — -.. .-.-.- / ..- -. ..-. — .-. – ..- -. .- – . .-.. -.– / .. / .-.. .. -.- . / – …. . / -.. .. .-. – -.– / –. .. .-. .-.. … / .– …. — / .-.. .. -.- . / – — / .–. . – / .- — — -. –. / — – …. . .-. / – …. .. -. –. … .-.-.- / – …. . -.– / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .– .- -.– … / .–. — .–. ..- .-.. .- .-. / .– .. – …. / — . / -.–. . …- . -. / .. ..-. / .. / .- — / -. — – / .–. — .–. ..- .-.. .- .-. / .– .. – …. / .- -. -.– — -. . / . .-.. … . -.–.- .-.-.- / .- – / .-.. . .- … – / .. / …. .- …- . / — -.– / .-. .. ..-. ..-. … / .- -. -.. / — -.– / -.-. — — .–. ..- – . .-. .-.-.-

• 17 Bill Corbett on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:37 am

  Well done.

  (applauds)

• 18 edgewriter on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:40 am

  Oh pleae, we all know that this is just another post about bacon. Well here is my response

  http://video.acasa.ro/view_video/e21d1234a4b00082a1be/jim-gaffigan.html

• 19 Jacob_Taylor on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:56 am

  I think……… my brain………… esploded

• 20 Casey on Apr 5, 2008 at 10:13 am

  “Hey I bet I can make our silly fans work their heads off to decode a silly message…”

  Well I refuse! I am content being ignorant! you don’t have such power in my life Bill!

• 21 Brandon on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:27 am

  Ack! Less Morse!

• 22 RemmieBarrow on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:44 am

  Ow! Too much Techno talk cdan be damaging to the brain.

• 23 Erik on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:52 am

  Only when the Morse is then transcribed into binary will I read this.

• 24 Bill Corbett on Apr 5, 2008 at 12:48 pm

  “Hey I bet I can make our silly fans work their heads off to decode a silly message…”

  Well I refuse! I am content being ignorant! you don’t have such power in my life Bill!

  You cracked the code! (Except replace “Bill” with “bacon.”)

• 25 MikeP on Apr 5, 2008 at 1:23 pm

  01001011 01101110 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100

• 26 wakachiwaka on Apr 5, 2008 at 3:51 pm

  If you do this again, Bill, you will feel reMorse.

• 27 Amanda on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:12 pm

  Something about the lights going out in Georgia. That’s what I’m getting.

• 28 Shamalama on Apr 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  With the help of MikeP’s fathomless knowledge of ascii coding and 15 trained monkeys, I have cracked it!

  And oh, boy! It’s not just about bacon! I haven’t read something this profound since I entered a bathroom stall at Denny’s!

  This joke is NOT just between your legs!

  Oh, and here is a translated txt of it with proper encoding.

• 29 Shamalama on Apr 6, 2008 at 4:25 pm

  http://lkkoya.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pe-EfaiVFvNugc42kM4JYU9SRZPp-1riuCJI-o8YVo0nxUh-FspI04m9h-FC4-OraUTLuOhfoZj449L6QWR1KZ6eDo0a024IS/Bill’s%20Morse%20Chode.txt

• 30 Mr. Slick on Apr 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  I see

• 31 SEISMIC on Apr 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  dead people!

• 32 Raistlan on Apr 11, 2008 at 12:15 pm

  _Grease_ taught you well, I see..

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