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April 4th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 32 Comments

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32 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Pak-Man on Apr 4, 2008 at 6:40 pm

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  • 2 Walter on Apr 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    - …. .- -. -.- / -.– — ..- / –. ..- -.– … -.-.– -.-.– -.-.–

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  • 3 BringBackMST3K on Apr 4, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Awww… I don’t get it!

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  • 4 Livia on Apr 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Yeah I feel left out. I tried numerous Morse to text translators via Google, and all I’m getting is gibberish!
    Translation please?

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  • 5 Courtney on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    I don’t know what’s happening. But I’m going to assume you just transcribed quotes from “Mama’s Family” in a strange code that only Vicki Lawrence can read.

    My logic is irrefutable.

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    Reply from Amanda on April 5, 2008:

    Something about the lights going out in Georgia. That’s what I’m getting.

  • 6 Nerf on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    I don’t need to be popular. I’ve got my morse code to keep me company. … — / .-.. — -. . .-.. -.– .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

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  • 7 JackTheRIFFER on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Hey Bill!! Watch what you say about Mike there! I know we all feel that way, but the blog isn’t the best place to say it!

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  • 8 Indianadelae on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    I’m not popular enough to talk in Morse code….my home, parents, and personality didn’t help me get ahead on the road to popularity.

    But the cigarettes make me look cool….and I if keep up the one night stands, the boys will think I’m popular AND respect me!

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    Reply from Raistlan on April 11, 2008:

    _Grease_ taught you well, I see..

  • 9 Digits on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Well I don’t agree! I never found Canadians to act that way!

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  • 10 MikeP on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    The reason it’s difficult to translate is that the blogging software has helpfully replaced multiple dashes (and “…”) with special ascii codes.

    Will I be more popular if I post the translation? Or have I already proven myself to be a hopeless nerd by decoding it?

    Oh, and there appears to be a typo (or should that be, “Dah Dah-di-dah-dah Di-dah-dah-dit Dah-dah-dah”) in the last sentence…

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    Reply from Shamalama on April 6, 2008:

    With the help of MikeP’s fathomless knowledge of ascii coding and 15 trained monkeys, I have cracked it!

    And oh, boy! It’s not just about bacon! I haven’t read something this profound since I entered a bathroom stall at Denny’s!

    This joke is NOT just between your legs!

    Oh, and here is a translated txt of it with proper encoding.

  • 11 mathey on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    Please Speak An English. Thank All Riffers, Most Pleasant Production.

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  • 12 Ninjew on Apr 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    Bill, this is the 21st century.

    Buy a frickin’ cell phone!

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  • 13 Teaser on Apr 5, 2008 at 2:44 am

    That has to be the filthiest thing I,ve ever read…shame on you Bill

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  • 14 Onil on Apr 5, 2008 at 5:02 am

    Bill just watched ID4 and Transformers back to back. That’s the only explanation.

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  • 15 Melman on Apr 5, 2008 at 5:34 am

    Translation:

    Are you popular?

    if so, how do you do it? if not, well… why the hell not? you’re a nice person, right? you deserve to be liked, right? wrong. check out our new short, “are your popular?” and find out why nobody cares for any of us. hint: it’s our fault.

    find it here.

    My response:

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    Reply from Bill Corbett on April 5, 2008:

    Well done.

    (applauds)

  • 16 Den on Apr 5, 2008 at 6:15 am

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  • 17 edgewriter on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:40 am

    Oh pleae, we all know that this is just another post about bacon. Well here is my response

    http://video.acasa.ro/view_video/e21d1234a4b00082a1be/jim-gaffigan.html

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  • 18 Jacob_Taylor on Apr 5, 2008 at 7:56 am

    I think……… my brain………… esploded

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  • 19 Casey on Apr 5, 2008 at 10:13 am

    “Hey I bet I can make our silly fans work their heads off to decode a silly message…”

    Well I refuse! I am content being ignorant! you don’t have such power in my life Bill!

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    Reply from Bill Corbett on April 5, 2008:

    “Hey I bet I can make our silly fans work their heads off to decode a silly message…”

    Well I refuse! I am content being ignorant! you don’t have such power in my life Bill!

    You cracked the code! (Except replace “Bill” with “bacon.”)

  • 20 Brandon on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Ack! Less Morse!

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  • 21 RemmieBarrow on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Ow! Too much Techno talk cdan be damaging to the brain.

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  • 22 Erik on Apr 5, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Only when the Morse is then transcribed into binary will I read this.

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  • 23 wakachiwaka on Apr 5, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    If you do this again, Bill, you will feel reMorse.

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  • 24 Mr. Slick on Apr 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I see

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    Reply from SEISMIC on April 7, 2008:

    dead people!

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