Comments on: Why Can’t I Get a Cow Magnet? http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Kevin http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-8109 Kevin Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:00:24 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-8109 Package is on it's way. Don't eat any hardware, old cans, or barbed wire until you are properly cow magnet accessorized! Package is on it’s way. Don’t eat any hardware, old cans, or barbed wire until you are properly cow magnet accessorized!

]]> By: Mike Nelson http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7959 Mike Nelson Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:27:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7959 Cool! I'll swallow all the cow magnets you got! If you go to legendfilms.com and click contact, there's a mailing address. Thanks - er - "Moo" Cool! I’ll swallow all the cow magnets you got! If you go to legendfilms.com and click contact, there’s a mailing address.

Thanks – er – “Moo”

]]> By: AmandaGal http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7955 AmandaGal Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:09:35 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7955 The more serious question is...milk output? That image is just wrong, man. The more serious question is…milk output?

That image is just wrong, man.

]]> By: AmandaGal http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7954 AmandaGal Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:08:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7954 This is more the actual size: http://info.ag.uidaho.edu/magazine/summer_2000/img/vet6.jpg (and that looks like maybe 2 of them) I think human or ruminant could swallow that, especially a human with Mike's legendarily big head. I say go for it! This is more the actual size:
http://info.ag.uidaho.edu/magazine/summer_2000/img/vet6.jpg
(and that looks like maybe 2 of them)

I think human or ruminant could swallow that, especially a human with Mike’s legendarily big head.

I say go for it!

]]> By: MikeP http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7949 MikeP Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:14:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7949 I protest. That magnet looks nothing like a cow. I protest. That magnet looks nothing like a cow.

]]> By: Ryan http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7945 Ryan Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:18:45 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7945 Did Dr. Forrester come up with this? It looks like a variation on his Hard Pills to Swallow. Did Dr. Forrester come up with this? It looks like a variation on his Hard Pills to Swallow.

]]> By: Matt B. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7936 Matt B. Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:09:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7936 They're cows. In my experiences with them, I've found that they're not terribly bright creatures. They’re cows. In my experiences with them, I’ve found that they’re not terribly bright creatures.

]]> By: Amanda http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7934 Amanda Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:08:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7934 This leaves unanswered the way more important question which is, Why are the cows eating metal in the first place? This leaves unanswered the way more important question which is, Why are the cows eating metal in the first place?

]]> By: Dan Noutko-Kennedy http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7931 Dan Noutko-Kennedy Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:03:31 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7931 If I had bits of metal lodged in one of four stomachs I'd leave well enough alone and not launch some sort of jaggedy Cud Missile (propelled by jets of pressurized methane) rocketing through my only rectum (although my wife wants to know if it comes in a suppository form and if it will get the lead out of my hinder). If I had bits of metal lodged in one of four stomachs I’d leave well enough alone and not launch some sort of jaggedy Cud Missile (propelled by jets of pressurized methane) rocketing through my only rectum (although my wife wants to know if it comes in a suppository form and if it will get the lead out of my hinder).

]]> By: RemmieBarrow http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7929 RemmieBarrow Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:56:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7929 T guess that magnet could be helpful if you constantly swallow small pieces of metal. If you occationally swallow metal, I do not know how benificial it would be to you. T guess that magnet could be helpful if you constantly swallow small pieces of metal. If you occationally swallow metal, I do not know how benificial it would be to you.

]]> By: Geena http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7925 Geena Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:38:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7925 We won't even get into what they use to collect "samples" from stud horses... We won’t even get into what they use to collect “samples” from stud horses…

]]> By: Geena http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7924 Geena Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:36:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7924 You should see how they give cattle pills. You should see how they give cattle pills.

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7923 R.A. Roth Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:48:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7923 Boy, that sure brings me back to my college days. See I dated an agra-business major and she used to show me pictures of agra things and stuff, and if my city slicker brain didn't comprehend the intended use of the doohickey in picture she would illustrate its proper implementation on me, but improperly since I’m not a ruminant, at least not any more. To this day I still don't walk right. MOO! Randy Boy, that sure brings me back to my college days. See I dated an agra-business major and she used to show me pictures of agra things and stuff, and if my city slicker brain didn’t comprehend the intended use of the doohickey in picture she would illustrate its proper implementation on me, but improperly since I’m not a ruminant, at least not any more. To this day I still don’t walk right. MOO!

Randy

]]> By: Livia http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7918 Livia Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:03:07 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7918 Okay, that magnet cannot be to scale in that diagram. It's almost as long as the cow's stomach itself, and wider than the esophagus. There's no way anything (human or ruminant) would be able to swallow that thing whole! Okay, that magnet cannot be to scale in that diagram. It’s almost as long as the cow’s stomach itself, and wider than the esophagus. There’s no way anything (human or ruminant) would be able to swallow that thing whole!

]]> By: Rob T Firefly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7917 Rob T Firefly Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:01:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7917 That's no magnet, it's the time capsule they buried at Village Hall in 1983. Give me back my Queen cassettes! That’s no magnet, it’s the time capsule they buried at Village Hall in 1983. Give me back my Queen cassettes!

]]> By: Elizabeth Young http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7916 Elizabeth Young Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:51:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7916 Is there a memory magnet available? I would like to have 1992-1996 removed and seriously, I would put up with the pain of passing said magnet if it would allow me the chance to get rid of "Saved by the Bell: The College Years." Is there a memory magnet available? I would like to have 1992-1996 removed and seriously, I would put up with the pain of passing said magnet if it would allow me the chance to get rid of “Saved by the Bell: The College Years.”

]]> By: JackTheRIFFER http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7914 JackTheRIFFER Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:41:01 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7914 Ummmm.... Ewwww. Ummmm…. Ewwww.

]]> By: Casey http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7912 Casey Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:54:03 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7912 I don't want to ask this but someone will eventually... I am assuming that the only way to... dispose of these things is to pass them. right? This can't be pleasant for any creature...man or cow. I don’t want to ask this but someone will eventually…

I am assuming that the only way to… dispose of these things is to pass them. right?

This can’t be pleasant for any creature…man or cow.

]]> By: Kevin http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7910 Kevin Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:50:43 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7910 Hey Mike, E-mail me a business address where you can receive packages - (Legend Films, etc.) and I will send you some cow magnets and other fine magnetic items - gratis. Seriously. Hey Mike,

E-mail me a business address where you can receive packages – (Legend Films, etc.) and I will send you some
cow magnets and other fine magnetic items – gratis. Seriously.

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-7909 Courtney Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:41:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/04/why-cant-i-get-a-cow-magnet/#comment-7909 Doctors are so humanist. People are people too! They deserve the same rights as cows! I'm calling PETH. (instead of throwing paint on fur coats, they throw it at naked people.) Doctors are so humanist. People are people too! They deserve the same rights as cows! I’m calling PETH. (instead of throwing paint on fur coats, they throw it at naked people.)

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