Says “Hi”
Sam knows what you’re thinking - and no, his fur wasn’t burnt off by the flames and mephitic smoke at the center of Hell. Sam no longer works for the Son of Perdition. His contract with the Tempter of the Brethren expired more than 2 years ago, thank you very much!
Sam is retired and lives in Bradenton. Please refer all questions to Munchkin:









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1 Tim D on Apr 8, 2008 at 7:49 am
BLAAAARRGGHHHHH! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHH!
(Sigh, pant)
Let me see that first picture again?
Oh yea BLAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!
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2 Ninjew on Apr 8, 2008 at 7:57 am
I do believe Sam has the remnants of Munchin in his mouth…
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3 Keenster86 on Apr 8, 2008 at 7:58 am
it will take a lot of fluffy bunnies and prayer to get that image out of my mind.
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4 gammer on Apr 8, 2008 at 8:13 am
I recognize that pic! Its been used in one of those “spot the ghost” video’s. You know the ones where you are forced to sit and stare at a ‘quiet’ video for a few moments and then all of a sudden a pic like this jumps out at you along with an ear piercing scream, you jump out of your chair leaving a poop stain behind, while your friends laugh at you…then once your hear attack is over you plot to get someone else with the same video…
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5 Botchinator on Apr 8, 2008 at 8:33 am
Hello to you too Sam. How is your day going? Use a lot of suntan lotion?
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6 Inspector Dim on Apr 8, 2008 at 8:42 am
Is this a photo of the winner of last year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Competition?
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Reply from SEISMIC on April 8, 2008:
It is indeed-isn’t he adorable?!?
Reply from Inspector Dim on April 9, 2008:
Are you kidding? He looks like he kicked himself in the face — of course he’s adorable!
7 Walter on Apr 8, 2008 at 9:00 am
Still better looking than Steve Buscemi.
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8 Courtney on Apr 8, 2008 at 9:39 am
Jesus tap dancing Christmas. Not while I’m eating, Mike.
The bottom dog is world-famous for her role as Miss Havisham in the all dog performance of Great Expectations. Subtle and nuanced.
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9 Tim on Apr 8, 2008 at 9:49 am
I thought the satanic hell-dogs under the command of Bill’s daughter were supposed to be invisible.
I guess when Sam’s contract with the Father Of All Lies expired, he was free to appear in all his glory (horror) to all of us.
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10 AJK on Apr 8, 2008 at 9:54 am
Hey, that picture of Munchkin is my Gmail avatar for a while now. I am happy to see her getting some well-deserved respect.
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11 R.A. Roth on Apr 8, 2008 at 10:23 am
All Satanic Dogs Burn for All Eternity in the Inferno
I give it two flaming paws up!
Randy
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12 Barry on Apr 8, 2008 at 10:29 am
It’s one thing to have a dog that looks like it was excreted by the very bowels of Hell.
But why would you then dress it up like Barbara Bush?
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13 Rob T Firefly on Apr 8, 2008 at 10:35 am
It’s Katie & Peter from that British reality show.
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14 mathey on Apr 8, 2008 at 11:09 am
Sam and I had a long talk about my parents. Thanks Sam!
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15 Michael on Apr 8, 2008 at 11:57 am
Kill it!!!
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16 Elizabeth Young on Apr 8, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Can we start a similar contest for people? Sam has inspired me to look beyond the horror and simply see the beauty of the putrid bile that is allowed to breathe on it’s own accord.
I foresee a new reality show.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on April 8, 2008:
“Sam has inspired me to look beyond the horror and simply see the beauty of the putrid bile that is allowed to breathe on it’s own accord.”
Elizabeth,
Thank you for noticing my beauty.
bc
17 The Dave on Apr 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I wonder if Sam the dog was named after Sam Raimi… It would be rather fitting.
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18 karen on Apr 8, 2008 at 1:56 pm
YEAGH!!!!!!! I think Illl go off and be a pirate now. thanky much…and slice the evil dog’s innards! YARGH!!!. Dog dinner anyone? oh wait, I dont know if its even piratey meal worthy? who the hell gets a dog like that?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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19 Indianadelae on Apr 8, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Um, wow…..yeah, that image will be forever seared into my retinas. So, where’s the best place to send you my future therapy bills?
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Reply from Mike Nelson on April 8, 2008:
Just stare deeply into Munchkin’s eyes. There. The healing has begun.
Reply from Indianadelae on April 8, 2008:
Now, I seriously doubt that following your instructions and staring into the eyes of that thing will……oh. Oh, wait. That’s quite nice, actually.
Thank you, good sir.
20 Conor Lastowka on Apr 8, 2008 at 2:58 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Munchkin has signed on to direct Daddy Day Camp 2
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21 Natureboy (Ken) on Apr 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm
The first picture looks like the werewolf in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
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22 RemmieBarrow on Apr 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I do not know which is worse?
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23 Dave-o on Apr 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
well its sure good to see Cerberus’ little brother finding work in modelling, and i hear munchkin is a very shrewd manager…if you think good ‘ol Sam is frightening, you should see his entourage! Theyre the Wild Bunch of Hellbeasts
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24 Teaser on Apr 8, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Whats actually wrong with Sam,he looks like he has a lot of doggie problems….I bet an Episode of NOVA on Sam would Fascinating…Just Fascinating
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25 Katie M. on Apr 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Son of Sam??
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26 Katie M. on Apr 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Actually, Sam looks a bit like Stripe the Gremlin after Gizmo melted him with sunlight…
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27 AmandaGal on Apr 9, 2008 at 4:24 am
Sam died a few years ago (nov 2005):
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/
Actually, I should probably die right now because I know that.
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Reply from wakachiwaka on April 9, 2008:
“I have snuggled Sam under my blankets on my bed for six years,” said Lockheed, who has three other dogs named TatorTot, TinkerBell and PixieNoodle.
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