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Bacon Egg and Cheese Combos

April 14th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 31 Comments

Do you like bacon egg and cheese biscuits? Who doesn’t! Well now the perfect way to start your weekend morning is available in bite size form!

bacon combos

No, it’s not a clever photoshop job. Combos, the favorite snack food of people who could truly not care less what you think about them, have branched out into the world of breakfast flavors. If every time you eat a breakfast sandwich, you think to yourself, “This is delicious, but I’d like it to taste more like what I imagine the food the astronauts eat tastes like”, then Bacon, Egg & Cheese combos are for you!

combos close up

Combos.com is not currently acknowledging this flavor as existing, nor is it acknowledging the other new flavor, “Cheeseburger” (seriously.) They also, in defiance of all logic, still do not have a “combo” pack of flavors. Of course, you can buy more than one bag of combos and mix them together on your own, but in this day and age, a day and age where somehow the above product actually made it to the marketplace, this is not something we should have to be doing on our own.

Tags: RiffTrax · bacon · food

31 responses so far ↓

  • 1 stirrell on Apr 14, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    I’m just glad that bacon gets top billing.

  • 2 Barry on Apr 14, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I’m uncomfortable with their brazen use of racial epithets right there on the bag.

  • 3 Douglin on Apr 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Oh Wow! Natural & Artificial Flavors!
    That’s the best of both worlds!

  • 4 warwilf on Apr 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Did anybody else sing the Combo Song as a child?

    We sang it to the tune of Lionel Richie’s All Night Long.

    You know the sort of African-ish chorus in the middle?

    “Combos say eat them up – Yey, Combo – Combo! Where the Party always goes – Oh Combo-la!”

    Nobody else? Hmmm.

  • 5 RemmieBarrow on Apr 14, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    This does not suprise me since we are living in a modern age.

  • 6 Rob T Firefly on Apr 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    If you’re going to go to the trouble of buying multiple bags of combos and mixing them yourself, you might as well freaking cook.

  • 7 Elizabeth Young on Apr 14, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    I’m excited knowing that soon, with the help of copious amounts of beer, I could be throwing up an entire bag of breakfast instead of just the scrambled eggs that I am used to.

    Thanks Combos

  • 8 mss chii on Apr 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    mmmm….breakfast. =D

  • 9 MikeP on Apr 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    “Crunchy OverBaked Crackers with Creamy Bacon” Whuhubbah?

  • 10 Courtney on Apr 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    What happens if you do eat multiple kinds of Combos at once? Like a handful of Bacon Egg & Cheese with Pepperoni Pizza, Hamburger, Nacho, and Cheddar Pretzel? All at the same time.

    I believe that doing so is how one can at last embrace Scientology. Hail Xenu and his delicious delicious snacks!

  • 11 MikeP on Apr 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Off topic, but it turns out the glorious McCain girls are a hoax.

    I can’t decide whether to slow clap or go with a hearty, “Noooooooooooooooooooo!”

  • 12 MikeP on Apr 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Off topic, but it turns out the glorious McCain girls are a hoax.

    I can’t decide whether to slow clap or go with a hearty, “Noooooooooooooooooooo!”

  • 13 Virginia Corbett on Apr 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Rats.

  • 14 Erik on Apr 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I’m not convinced.

  • 15 Onil on Apr 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Their love is real even if they’re not.

  • 16 Adam Riff™ no longer wants to hit that » Boat Cucumber Wire on Apr 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    [...] $65 on non-refundable movie tickets. • Fanboy Supercuts • Bad Domain Names • Bacon Egg and Cheese Combos [...]

  • 17 NotMerrittStone on Apr 15, 2008 at 7:09 am

    More foods need to take advantage of this ‘creamy bacon, egg and cheese flavored filling’ phenomenon, like puff pastry, donuts, sausages, pie, mushroom caps, ravioli, poptarts…

  • 18 NotMerrittStone on Apr 15, 2008 at 7:11 am

    Creamy Bacon was going to be my stage name.

  • 19 AThingThatMakesYouWaltz on Apr 15, 2008 at 9:03 am

    I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of Combos new Pancake, Butter, and Maple Syrup variety. Who knows, maybe even Denver Omelet!

  • 20 Captain Hygiene on Apr 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    You’d think I’d feel compelled to try these…but I’m not.

  • 21 Barry on Apr 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Poppycock! The article claims that they hired “three women with acting and singing backgrounds”. If anybody is pulling a fast one here, it’s those three women!

  • 22 Jake on Apr 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I had one of these. It’s like the magical Willy Wonka gum that lets you taste all the courses of a meal. Except that instead of a delicious sandwich it tasted more like the unspeakable eggy-bacony burp that fills up your car like a gas chamber as you drive home from McDonalds. Thanks Conor!

  • 23 Eddie Colton on Apr 16, 2008 at 12:12 am

    They’re OVEN baked, BTW, not OVER baked.

  • 24 Bairman on Apr 16, 2008 at 7:55 am

    [i]“Combos, the favorite snack food of people who could truly not care less what you think about them…”[/i]

    I’m somehow feel obligated to try them now.

  • 25 Teaser on Apr 16, 2008 at 10:18 am

    3 words my friends….Kim-Chee Combos……..

  • 26 C-Nug on Apr 22, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    They’re no bacon cups

  • 27 UltraCody on Jun 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    WTF, I can’t find these anywhere! I can only find Cheese Cracker, Cheese Pretzel, Pepperoni Pizza, Pizzeria Pretzel, Nacho Cheese, and Zesty Salsa Combos.

  • 28 Sushi on Jun 17, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Dude, they stole this idea from me.

    I wrote them April 11, 2008 and posted my message and their response to my LiveJournal.

    I need to find the actual e-mail, which I think I still have stored somewhere…

  • 29 Sushi on Jun 17, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Sorry, click on my name to see my original LiveJournal post.

  • 30 aj kauthen on Apr 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    This is Bacon, Egg and Cheese…….cracker!

    i too am racially offended.

  • 31 aj kauthen on Apr 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    oh my god, breakfast ravi-fuckin’-oli! you’re on to somethin…