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• 1 mathey on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:36 am

  I like Lloyd Takao’s older, less intellectual stuff.

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• 2 MikeP on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:47 am

  Bill, shame on you. ‘Vich-rolling us with the second video like that.

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  Reply from Bill Corbett on April 15, 2008:

  Thought it was time we all moved on from Rick.

  Reply from Courtney on April 15, 2008:

  I’ve often said John Malkovich is the Rick Astley of this generation.

  Reply from Virginia Corbett on April 15, 2008:

  I heart Rick Astley. Is that wrong?

  Reply from Take5 on April 15, 2008:

  I heart John Malkovich. We’ll call it even.

  Reply from Tim D on April 16, 2008:

  Mojo Nixon’s song “Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child”:

  Rick Astley is a pantywaist, match my butt with his face
  He’s teeny tiny two inches of terror, they’re all gonna
  scare you
  Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

  Reply from MikeP on April 16, 2008:

  Unless I’m mistaken, Mojo Nixon is suspiciously silent on the topic of John Malkovic. Hmmm….

  Reply from deldobuss on April 19, 2008:

  http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0802_1/february_08_1_40.jpg

  At least Rick Astley has made some promises. I haven’t heard much from John Malkovich, he won’t even let you be him anymore.

• 3 Yanni on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:49 am

  Silly Takao; don’t you know that you have to smash the bottle right into your temple for it to break? The bridge of the nose also works. He should try it next time.

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• 4 Tim D on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:50 am

  As an out-of-touch-with-the-latest-things-the-kids-are-doing-these-days kind of guy, I had to Google Lloyd Tayko to find out just who he is and got nothing.

  Lloyd Takao, however, is a Pediatrician from Cincinnati.

  I’m guessing that doctors must go through the same kind of bottle in the head hazing process while interning. This would explain the diagnosis I received: the doctor said poison ivy was the cause of my fallen arches.

  Also, Thank You John Malkovich. Yes, I would like fries with that. Once you are out of the tub, of course. No, no… take your time.

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• 5 mss chii on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:57 am

  is he serious? having a bath and interview?
  i like baths myself but ewww….

  id rather watch the Soup.

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  Reply from NotMerrittStone on April 15, 2008:

  You just watched the soup get made!

  mmm, mmm, Malkolicious.

• 6 ern2150 on Apr 15, 2008 at 7:00 am

  Holy crap, it’s American Lister!

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• 7 Kleenex on Apr 15, 2008 at 10:10 am

  GAAAH! Naked John Malkovich!! Thank you very f*ing much, Mr. Corbett! I’m gonna attempt to break beer bottles on my head now.

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  Reply from Kleenex on April 15, 2008:

  Then again, it wasn’t any worse than watching him in Eragon.

• 8 R.A. Roth on Apr 15, 2008 at 10:45 am

  That was more of a demonstration on how to TAP a beer bottle on your head. To break a beer bottle, one must follow through keeping the arm and wrist supple so as to not loose your grip on the resultant jagged weapon you’ll need in the subsequent barroom brawl.

  Randy

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• 9 benedetta on Apr 15, 2008 at 10:51 am

  anyone find that a bath scene a huge rip off of Simon who likes to make drawings?

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  Reply from Tv Miller on April 15, 2008:

  I made the mistake of looking at John’s bum.

• 10 Elizabeth Young on Apr 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  I suffer for my stone

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• 11 Tv Miller on Apr 15, 2008 at 12:44 pm

  I think John in the tub is a beautiful thing. It reminds me of the moment in evolution when some slimey, bloated, scaly creature washed ashore and then gave us the ability to make love to woman we would have never gotten. The rest of John of course is harmfull CFC’s as demonstrated by the fact that the tub had no bubbles in it before taping.

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• 12 RemmieBarrow on Apr 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  Maybe Lloyd Tayko was just beating himself in the head witha beer bottle to get the image of a naked John Malkovich out of his head.

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• 13 Scooter on Apr 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm

  completely unrelated, but there is now a trailer for Hobgoblins 2
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE

  I especially like the little tune at the end

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  Reply from Virginia Corbett on April 15, 2008:

  somehow I recognize that from somewhere…

  Reply from Jacob_Taylor on April 16, 2008:

  Really, where?

• 14 Aaron on Apr 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  Sadly, that beer bottle video is not even close to the best illustration of the deevolution of mankind

  I present you an even dumber stunt

  A man puts a firecracker between his teeth and lights it

  On purpose

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=tj_KUdTu1iQ

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• 15 Kari_Ann on Apr 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

  You know, this reminds me of a day in a High School chemistry class…. The teacher passed around pieces of dry ice as we talked about it’s properties and a bunch of my classmate decided to have a contest to see who could stand holding onto a chunk the longest.

  And then the kid next to me put his chunk in his plastic Snapple bottle (and yes, it still had a little liquid in the bottom) and then… twisted the cover back on! (and, no… he didn’t realize why this was not a smart move… well, at first )

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• 16 JackTheRIFFER on Apr 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm

  I…….Oh God…. I feel dizzy.

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• 17 ShutterBun on Apr 17, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  Just be thankful he wasn’t Peeing John Malkovich…wait, put that gun down, Bill!

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