Comments on: Come and dance and love the fish! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Marcos verli http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-29880 Marcos verli Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:55:46 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-29880 What is a Hymen Store? What is a Hymen Store?

]]> By: Marcos verli http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-29879 Marcos verli Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:42:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-29879 ENTER THE HYMEN STORE! ENTER THE HYMEN STORE!

]]> By: euphoriafish http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8701 euphoriafish Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:24:13 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8701 Sigh. Now I'm not going to be happy until I can translate all of the Japanese one. For reference, the part where the cat is frolicking through a field of buttercups is saying "watashya haru desu" which I think means "I am Spring!!!" Sigh. Now I’m not going to be happy until I can translate all of the Japanese one. For reference, the part where the cat is frolicking through a field of buttercups is saying “watashya haru desu” which I think means “I am Spring!!!”

]]> By: MSTJedi http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8647 MSTJedi Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:30:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8647 Funny, but he seems to be reaching for the lyrics a little more in that one. Funny, but he seems to be reaching for the lyrics a little more in that one.

]]> By: JackTheRIFFER http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8598 JackTheRIFFER Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:25:20 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8598 Where exactly can I "get my hanss on" a brand spankin' new hymen? I've been in the market for one, but they are hard to find. Where exactly can I “get my hanss on” a brand spankin’ new hymen? I’ve been in the market for one, but they are hard to find.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8597 Bill Corbett Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:39:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8597 Former Yankees great Phil Rizzuto did commercials for The Hymen Store when I was growing up in the NYC area. <code><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cQkOLofBUFA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cQkOLofBUFA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></code> Of course, given the sensibilities of the time, "hymen" was called "money." Former Yankees great Phil Rizzuto did commercials for The Hymen Store when I was growing up in the NYC area.

Of course, given the sensibilities of the time, “hymen” was called “money.”

]]> By: dignan http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8596 dignan Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:36:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8596 Oh yeah, that...that would make sense. Oh yeah, that…that would make sense.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8595 Bill Corbett Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:24:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8595 The best, my friend. The best, my friend.

]]> By: Take5 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8593 Take5 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:19:19 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8593 I made the same connection to Boney M. I think it's that they're saying "Moscow" and it's disco. Jesus, that was too funny. I made the same connection to Boney M. I think it’s that they’re saying “Moscow” and it’s disco.

Jesus, that was too funny.

]]> By: gojikranz http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8592 gojikranz Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:51:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8592 i love that video i must have watched it about a hundred times since i first saw it 3 years ago, but ive never seen those nifty translations. you all need to see the other great performances by dschinghis khan like the rockin son of dschinghis khan and and the title song dschinghis khan. i love that video i must have watched it about a hundred times since i first saw it 3 years ago, but ive never seen those nifty translations. you all need to see the other great performances by dschinghis khan like the rockin son of dschinghis khan and and the title song dschinghis khan.

]]> By: andrew t. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8591 andrew t. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:03:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8591 Would it be completely obvious to insert a "Do Not Want!!!!" here? And that Kikkoman ad is is a true speedball of lunacy. The only way I could come down from it is by watching all 4 minutes of this Maharishi Vedic Organic Honey ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q7ffGdfbqs) repeatedly. A different, more peacefully annoying plane of WTF-ery. Would it be completely obvious to insert a “Do Not Want!!!!” here?

And that Kikkoman ad is is a true speedball of lunacy. The only way I could come down from it is by watching all 4 minutes of this Maharishi Vedic Organic Honey ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q7ffGdfbqs) repeatedly.

A different, more peacefully annoying plane of WTF-ery.

]]> By: ShutterBun http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8589 ShutterBun Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:47:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8589 Bufalax seems to have been "inspired" by a video at our very own cuts.com that won last year's contest. (even going so far as to use the same Indian music video) Unfortunately the video seems to have been deleted from cuts.com but it still holds the all time "most viewed" distinction. Bufalax seems to have been “inspired” by a video at our very own cuts.com that won last year’s contest.

(even going so far as to use the same Indian music video)

Unfortunately the video seems to have been deleted from cuts.com but it still holds the all time “most viewed” distinction.

]]> By: Brian O. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8588 Brian O. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:31:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8588 So THAT'S what the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers do on their off seasons! So THAT’S what the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers do on their off seasons!

]]> By: Mike http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8587 Mike Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:04:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8587 Bill, I see your "Moskau" and raise you "Fart in the Duck:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUGGy9RVrM Bill, I see your “Moskau” and raise you “Fart in the Duck:”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUGGy9RVrM

]]> By: Amanda http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8583 Amanda Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:50:45 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8583 Please, please, PLEASE! Someone take that weird Mosaku video and put "Is It McCaining With You" to it! Please, please, PLEASE! Someone take that weird Mosaku video and put “Is It McCaining With You” to it!

]]> By: MSTJedi http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8580 MSTJedi Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:53:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8580 Ah, greatness in the vein of MXC. And it seems that the Japanese aren't immune from the lure of ironic phonetic mistranslation. Don't really get it because I don't speak Japanese, but the visuals are nice and freaky. Ah, greatness in the vein of MXC.

And it seems that the Japanese aren’t immune from the lure of ironic phonetic mistranslation. Don’t really get it because I don’t speak Japanese, but the visuals are nice and freaky.

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8579 R.A. Roth Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:42:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8579 This "translation" is only an angstrom less lucid than the lyrics to any metal ballad. Randy This “translation” is only an angstrom less lucid than the lyrics to any metal ballad.

Randy

]]> By: Tv Miller http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8578 Tv Miller Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:27:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8578 I always wondered what an opening act for ABBA in the 70's might have looked like. I always wondered what an opening act for ABBA in the 70’s might have looked like.

]]> By: Kyle http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8577 Kyle Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:15:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8577 The Hymen Store: When your hymen breaks call us! The Hymen Store: When your hymen breaks call us!

]]> By: Elizabeth Young http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8576 Elizabeth Young Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:02:30 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/come-and-dance-and-love-the-fish/#comment-8576 I am very excited to utilize the phrase "Enter the Hymen Store" when I am trying to entice young men to pleasure me physically. This should clear all the confusion that I have encountered when using my current seductive phrase, "Would you like to make a return to Bob's Meat Emporium"? To which most reply, "What?" Thank you Bill. I am very excited to utilize the phrase “Enter the Hymen Store” when I am trying to entice young men to pleasure me physically.

This should clear all the confusion that I have encountered when using my current seductive phrase, “Would you like to make a return to Bob’s Meat Emporium”? To which most reply, “What?”

Thank you Bill.

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