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	<title>Comments on: Questions I would ask the Pharaohs</title>
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		<title>By: R.A. Roth</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/questions-i-would-ask-the-pharaohs/comment-page-1/#comment-8623</link>
		<dc:creator>R.A. Roth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>• Is it true that the size of your pyramid doesn’t matter it’s how you decorate it with the bodies of slain servants and tiny boats?

Randy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>• Is it true that the size of your pyramid doesn’t matter it’s how you decorate it with the bodies of slain servants and tiny boats?</p>
<p>Randy</p>
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		<title>By: karen</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/questions-i-would-ask-the-pharaohs/comment-page-1/#comment-8590</link>
		<dc:creator>karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did you really make up the song &quot;walk like an egyptian?!!!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>did you really make up the song &#8220;walk like an egyptian?!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: MikeP</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/questions-i-would-ask-the-pharaohs/comment-page-1/#comment-8586</link>
		<dc:creator>MikeP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;So, eternal life, huh? How&#039;s that working out for you?

&quot;Why did Sam the Sham get first billing? Was he sleeping with the manager or something?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;So, eternal life, huh? How&#8217;s that working out for you?</p>
<p>&#8220;Why did Sam the Sham get first billing? Was he sleeping with the manager or something?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: RemmieBarrow</title>
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		<dc:creator>RemmieBarrow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Oud solos were the eleventh plague, just what would the 12th plague be.  I am guessing it would be a plague of cats, you know, endless hairballs and overflowing kitty litter boxes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Oud solos were the eleventh plague, just what would the 12th plague be.  I am guessing it would be a plague of cats, you know, endless hairballs and overflowing kitty litter boxes.</p>
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		<title>By: Patti</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would definitely ask:

(1) If you&#039;re at a museum in Britain and there&#039;s a lost child, do you always respond to their cries of &quot;Mummy???&quot; with &quot;What is it, for crying out loud?!?!&quot;

(2) So the pyramids... aliens, right? It&#039;s okay I won&#039;t tell anyone...

(3) How exactly does an &#039;immortal&#039; king explain ED to his wife and his sister (same person)?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would definitely ask:</p>
<p>(1) If you&#8217;re at a museum in Britain and there&#8217;s a lost child, do you always respond to their cries of &#8220;Mummy???&#8221; with &#8220;What is it, for crying out loud?!?!&#8221;</p>
<p>(2) So the pyramids&#8230; aliens, right? It&#8217;s okay I won&#8217;t tell anyone&#8230;</p>
<p>(3) How exactly does an &#8216;immortal&#8217; king explain ED to his wife and his sister (same person)?</p>
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		<title>By: Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/04/21/questions-i-would-ask-the-pharaohs/comment-page-1/#comment-8581</link>
		<dc:creator>Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, I like oud solos!

Best name for an oud-based song: &quot;Oudalolly&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I like oud solos!</p>
<p>Best name for an oud-based song: &#8220;Oudalolly&#8221;</p>
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