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The Jar Jar Binks Potato

April 23rd, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 20 Comments

jar jar potato

Available on ebay, the bidding starts at $20.  Personally, even though it’s a bit of a stretch, I was enjoying life more before I came across this.

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20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Barry on Apr 23, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Okay, let’s see here….

    *beep beep beep beep* Ninety-nine minutes and ninety-nine seconds….

    *beep beep* High power…. and….

    *beep*

  • 2 Riff_Martian on Apr 23, 2008 at 11:24 am

    You could easily market it as a Ren (Ren & Stimpy) potato as well… you might find a bigger fan base. ;)

  • 3 Mike Nelson on Apr 23, 2008 at 11:38 am

    The presentation platform: Stained pet blanket? Jorge Garcia’s workout shirt? Tom Arnold’s boxer shorts?

  • 4 Walter on Apr 23, 2008 at 11:38 am

    The “Food-that-looks-like-_______” category on eBay is booming.

  • 5 Tv Miller on Apr 23, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I know what it doesn’t look like…a potato. This is blantant false advertising. I hope my bid wins.

  • 6 Kingtos on Apr 23, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Well that’s gonna ruin someone’s vegetable soup.

  • 7 Ted on Apr 23, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I’m curious about how this was found- were you looking for potatoes or Jar-Jar on ebay? And if it’s the latter, why on earth would you do that?

  • 8 Vicky on Apr 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    I’d say it’s more of a Marty Feldman potato.

    http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/marty.jpg

  • 9 Beautiful Houndstooth on Apr 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    looks like the torso of a paleolithic fertility goddess statue.

  • 10 MikeP on Apr 23, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    I don’t mean to brag, but I look like a potato.

  • 11 Yanni on Apr 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    I have a feeling its going to stay at $20.

  • 12 Yanni on Apr 23, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    And I love how the description says “The realistic potato…”

  • 13 BassBone on Apr 23, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    So when are we going to see the conclusion of the state quarter competition?!

  • 14 QuackersnCheese on Apr 24, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Oh no no no no no God no no no no no (the following has been censored for apparent reasons) @#$%!@! to &*^% spewing &#!!, why oh why it’s bad enough the character exist. Please, please tell me someone has slain this spud. For the love of all that is good in this universe please tell me the spud has been mashed. …. Wait only 20 bucks hay I could add that to my collection of useless crap pile in the corner of my room, cool yea alright…

    Thanks,

  • 15 QuackersnCheese on Apr 24, 2008 at 3:43 am

    You know now that I think about it, it kind of looks like Britney Spears before and after having kids. Oh wait is it kid or kids, oh really though who gives a rats …….

    hay above should have been hey … my bad

    Thanks,

  • 16 mss chii on Apr 24, 2008 at 4:30 am

    what are they going to do with it? put it in a glass case? jar jar binks is ANNOYING!

  • 17 QuackersnCheese on Apr 24, 2008 at 5:01 am

    Oh wait could it be yes it’s Palpatine and his chin-arse after just a few minutes under the sunlamp!!!

  • 18 Botchinator on Apr 24, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Dom Deluise’s underoos

  • 19 Samuel on Apr 27, 2008 at 2:24 am

    Jar Jar Binks’ head, or my grandma’s rack? You decide!

  • 20 Scooter on May 1, 2008 at 7:33 am

    while this shows that you can find just about anything on ebay, thankfully it shows that people won’t buy everything on ebay.
    score one for humanity