I have a thing for odd animals, especially of the oversized variety.
My latest love? The Coconut Crab.
It’s the biggest land-dwelling arthropod in the world. So if he wants to eat your garbage, mister, you let him.
And why the name? Because they’re actually strong enough to break coconuts with their claws.
Aren’t they adorable?
….And the first one to make jokes about huge pots of boiling water and drawn butter answers to this guy: