Comments on: It’s time to admit it.

By: Lund

Lund — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:05:52 +0000

I grew up in Guam and yes, these things are all over the place. We do eat them, its like cooking regular crabs, but you’ll need a bigger pot ;P

By: :)

:) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:27:17 +0000

crab

By: moi

moi — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:34:50 +0000

i have this super huge urge to eat one now…seriously, i just stared at it and said “i want to eat you, right now…now!”…no thinking about it just “BAM! I must find a giant pot and 10 gallons of water”

By: Rixoli

Rixoli — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:11:26 +0000

Actually they were all OVER the place on Guam in the Mariana islands, the natives (Chamaros) used to put their houses on these large hourglass shaped stones called “Ladi” stones (spelling may be wrong) which said crabs had difficulty or couldn’t climb up at all.

By: come on

come on — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:58:17 +0000

The first is a fake. See the hamburger at the bottom?

By: come on

come on — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:57:56 +0000

You know the first is fake, right? See the hamburger at the bottom?

By: anon

anon — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:14:42 +0000

Aw, who tore the mushrooms off those poor Paras? That’s mean!

By: anonymous

anonymous — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:37:08 +0000

SHOPPED! THE GRASS IS ALL WRONG, TRUST ME IVE SEEN SOME PHOTOSHOPS IN MY DAY

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:28:54 +0000

Jesus Christ, kill it with fire!

By: Annie Cook

Annie Cook — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:38:52 +0000

Will they ever get eaten?

By: anonymoose

anonymoose — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:26:28 +0000

OL Head Crabs from HL was my first thought!

By: robb

robb — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:22:43 +0000

holy craB !!!
imagine they’re the one who is in Christmas Island.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:09:26 +0000

Forsooth! Yonder portrait appearseth to have been modified, photoshoppically!

By: crabby

crabby — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:34:19 +0000

Nope, heard its a coupla Crabby Patties from Paris’ crabs LOL

By: crabby

crabby — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:29:47 +0000

They are, they taste even better than Atlantic King crabs. Their flesh has a subtle aftertaste of coconut oil, as such, it is better to use unsalted butter, so the “crabby” flavor does not get overwhelmed.

By: Coconut Crabs - Giant Land Crustaceans « The Mantis Shrimp

Coconut Crabs - Giant Land Crustaceans « The Mantis Shrimp — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:04:00 +0000

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By: Beautiful Houndstooth

Beautiful Houndstooth — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:09:46 +0000

erm… Joey Pants?

By: QuackersnCheese

QuackersnCheese — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:53:58 +0000

I love that song….

Snake, snake, snake….. snake on your booty … biting your booty….. run for your life, run don’t strife …. snake on your booty …. snake on your booty, yea yea yea!!!

By: QuackersnCheese

QuackersnCheese — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:52:24 +0000

No no no it heard Oscar the Grouch lives in trash cans and wanted to get his autograph.

By: QuackersnCheese

QuackersnCheese — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:49:30 +0000

Ok so I skimmed through this but from what I gather Bill you caught crabs from Paris’s toilet seat, correct?

All I can say is you better get a big arse can of raid my friend, oh and some garlic, holy water, a priest an exorcist, and the pope. Not that cheap pope on a rope either he’s a scam artist. Get ready to hunker down next to old man Crenshaw and pray bigfoot’s mommy doesn’t decide to help the evil crap … err crab people from neptune break in your house. If they do however, what ya wanna do is call up Godzilla, Rodan, and Gamera. By now you should have them on speed dial if not you better hurry man there isn’t much time left. Now take all that crap I mentioned above and forget about it. Throw old man Crenshaw at it, leap over Mr. Peirce and the girls head for the back door. If the back door is stuck just use Tim as a battering ram it won’t hurt him much he’s indestructable. Now that your outside just run as fast as your legs will carry you too the edge of the cliff. I know they are comming for you but after eating old man Crenshaw they have slowed down from all the acid he was on. You have to time it just right otherwise Mike won’t be able to swoop down to your rescue. He’ll just miss and end up crab food along with you. So timing is everything …… and jump ….. good you made it now have Mike to fly you to somewhere other than that giant …. oh no GODZILLA!!!!!!