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Sweet Drinkable Bacon

April 28th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 17 Comments

I try to put aside time every day to eat bacon, but some days, what with my having to occasionally speak without bacon slurry in my mouth, and having to be around people who, God forbid, don’t find the sight of me munching down slice after slice to be charming or even desirable to watch at all, AND with my having to carve out time to get hammered, well, some days I’m barely able to eat more than a few pounds. That’s why I’m thankful for the Bacontini.

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A recipe over at justaddbacon.com asks that you rim the edge of the glass with bacon grease. I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever read the word “grease” in a drink recipe.

This book, Good Spirits: Recipes, Revelations, Refreshments, and Romance, Shaken and Served with a Twist, has the lowdown on the creation of the bacontini and a recipe that omits the grease.

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BILL ADDS: Don’t forget dessert!

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Get ye to Delaware for this frozen bacony ambrosia! Here: Udder Delight Ice Cream House.

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17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ninjew on Apr 28, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    FINALLY!

    A drink that can destroy your liver, kill brain cells, AND harden your arteries all at the same time!

  • 2 AmandaGal on Apr 28, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Grody.

  • 3 RemmieBarrow on Apr 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Wow, I cannot wait to get my own.

  • 4 Baconmeister on Apr 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Hey, the Bacontini totally sizzles — I’m off to hunt down a copy of High Spirits and see what else that crazy dude has on his cocktail menu.

  • 5 Vicky on Apr 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    First the world’s ending, and now this… are you feeling alright Mike?

  • 6 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 28, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    What better to toast the end of the world than a Bacontini?

  • 7 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 28, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    And on the subject of bacon…

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/28/

  • 8 Scooter on Apr 28, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Maybe you’re not familiar with my religion, ya know, Jewism. We have to wait until these guys accomplish their goal. http://jews4bacon.com/

  • 9 MikeP on Apr 28, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    That’s good, Mike. It would be even better made with Bacon Vodka.

    How come nobody has come up with bacon-flavoured orange juice?

  • 10 Indianadelae on Apr 28, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    I think I just saw God…..He is truly magnificant.

  • 11 To_Servo_Man on Apr 28, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    …………And now I can’t get the ubermaniacal, funhouse-esque jingle from Udder Delight out of my head.

    Damn you, Nelson!

  • 12 ShutterBun on Apr 28, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    The Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas has been serving their signature “Bacon Martini” for years now. Granted, their other signature drink is called “Ass Juice,” but hey, points for being first with the swiny spirits.

  • 13 Zerra on Apr 29, 2008 at 3:03 am

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/JoePublic/000pbpth.jpg

  • 14 Bob M. on Apr 29, 2008 at 4:38 am

    Our local bagel shop in Vermont sells cream cheese with bacon. And bagels incorporating bacon. It is truly the ultimate breakfast. Tie that in with a bacon frappacino and you’re living… for a little while.

  • 15 Natureboy (Ken) on Apr 29, 2008 at 5:06 am

    I have always enjoyed the smooth flavor of Absolute BA-CON’ myself

  • 16 R.A. Roth on Apr 29, 2008 at 9:56 am

    I’ll have two scoops of bacon sorbet sprinkled with bacon bits served in a bacon cone. I admit it. I wear bacon underwear! You can never be too careful and leave your precious bacon at home. My preciousssss! Bacon, that is. No rings of power or binding or elves. Besides, don’t get me started on elvish bacon! Legolas may wield a wicked bow, but his bacon lambis bread recipe isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

    Randy

  • 17 Virginia Corbett on Apr 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    That. Is. Awesome.