I am. In the neighborhood where I grew up, my skills on a pogo stick were indeed the stuff of Legend. People gathered around to watch as I did hundreds of bounces in a row. My god, did the masses adore me!
Likewise, I am Legend for the amount of um, sickness, that I produced after a night of too much Rolling Rock and White Castle sliders. (This is a dark, dark Legend indeed, which undid the previous Legend quite efficiently.)
Will Smith? Oh, he’s Legend all right. Officially.
Are you Legend? If so, tell us why.
If not… well, go become Legend! Good grief, what are you waiting for?!?
UPDATE: (Sigh.) Yes, if You Are Beowulf, then you are automatically Legend, I suppose. But I really don’t want a lot of unseemly bragging about it on this thread. (… “then I cut myself right out of that big fugly sea monster-thing’s eye, man, popped up yelled…”)
So yes, if You’re Beowulf, you’re grandfathered in to being Legend. Those are the rules. But I don’t have to like them.