There were many excellent entries in our Why do YOU need a personal time machine? contest: lots of very funny ones, and a few that were actually touching — even to a crabby old cuss like myself.
But this pithy metaphysical entry by Thorin Teague wins the grand prize:
Thorin Teague on Apr 24, 2008 at 11:48 am
I would use my time machine to go back twenty seconds and stop myself from typ
Congratulations, Thorin! You can claim your free Rifftrax by contacting our web guru Erik, a.k.a. torgospizza:
In the subject line, please put: “Bill’s contest, conducted with the sole aim of driving Erik mad from overwork.” (NOTE: must be word-for-word!!) He’ll set you right up.