Not the worst Rolling Stone cover you will see all day!

“Get me Sharon Stone! Well then, Julia Roberts! Well then, Cindy Crawford! Kathy Ireland! Elle MacPhereson! Madonna! Tiffany! Debbie Gibson! Vanna White! Lori Loughlin! Candace Cameron! (Hours pass) OK, we’ll take her, but you’re [...]

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There being no clear winner, I was forced, and it was a difficult decision, to choose as our daily mascot not Palpatine…

But rather Palpatine’s chin-ass:

(Please see original post, below, if you’re coming to this cold and want to know what in the name of Hector P. Valente is going on.)
It’s that time of morning here [...]

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Thoth? Come on, really?
What specifically endows a mummy with the ability to curse someone? Is it a specific way you wrap the toilet paper or…
Did you guys have a “Jinx” type scenario where if you cursed a mummy at the same time it was cursing you, one of you couldn’t curse someone for [...]

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(No doubt many of you have already seen this item. But it made me laugh out loud when I first saw it, so here it is in case a few of you haven’t.)
Below is a video from 1980 of the German supergroup Dschinghis Khan performing their hit song “Moskau.” The lyrics have [...]

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This couldn’t have been easy:

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And dude, I’m like, WHOA, seriously bro, what is that, man? I mean, totally. Dude!
SPOILER-TYPE-THING ahead!

For those of you who have seen the movie… can you offer us a viable theory as to what the smaller bug-spider-crab-facehugger guys were?
We are confused and disoriented. And somewhat drunk. (It’s after 2 PM, after all.)
(Boll [...]

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The rumors are true! The seventh annual National High Five Day is on Thursday! You may have seen National High Five Day, (which I co-founded back in 2002), mentioned on the Tony Danza Show last year, but if not, the basic idea is that on the Third Thursday in April, while going about [...]

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Finally, someone had the courage to prove with mathematical certainty that to be in a Sci-Fi soap opera while wearing a red shirt is essentially a death sentence.

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Made here:

And yes, that is THE Lloyd Tayko.
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UPDATE: Ah, but whenever I feel that humanity is circling the drain, something like this comes along to restore my faith. We’re gonna make it, friends!

(And J.M. now has the cleanest scalp in Hollywood France Portugal!)

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Do you like bacon egg and cheese biscuits? Who doesn’t! Well now the perfect way to start your weekend morning is available in bite size form!

No, it’s not a clever photoshop job. Combos, the favorite snack food of people who could truly not care less what you think about them, have branched [...]

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I was searching for information about the great American composer/scholar/pedagogue Walter Piston (his book Harmony was the text for my 1st class in Music Theory. Fascinating, huh? No? Not at all? Hm, I see what you’re saying. I shan’t ever drop that trivia at a dinner party unless I want out of there.) when I [...]

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Or — Yo! HTML Raps.
He’s here to bust a cap in your site problems’ ass.

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…the likely Democratic nominee for President, Mr. Mike Gravel.
And this former Senator from Alaska has produced the trippiest campaign videos of the year. McCain Girls? …feh! Rank amateurs when it comes to out-and-out bizarro, compared to Sen. Gravel.
Warm up with this one first. It’s quite odd, but has a certain catchiness… what [...]

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I have a new home on the web:
JoeyPants.com!
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JOEY SEZ: “Come on in, pull up a hat!”

If you want to find me, I’ll be there basically 22/7. (Two hours break each day to watch a Joey Pants movie.)
[ A tip of Joey Pants' hat, or even Joey Hats' pants, to MikeP for opening the gates [...]

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A warning to my be-derbied yelling friend*: Try this on me and/or any member of family and I may involuntarily turn and punch you in the side of the head. Then, chances are I will involuntarily grab the lapels of your “humorous” little suit, slam you against a wall, cuff you several dozen times and, [...]

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