Brought to my attention by RiffTrax own David D. Martin, this horror:
This is on the everyday menu at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub, meaning I guess that people regularly drop in after a racquetball game and order up a 100 pound hamburger.
I’m going to request that they fry me inside of one and I’ll see if I can eat my way out.
*Added by K W Murphy*
Remember, that”s Tommy Hilfiger, official designer label for base, unreasonable gluttony !
26 responses so far ↓
1 RemmieBarrow on May 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Dang, That thing could cause 5 strokes, 2 heart attacks, and a severe case of heart palpatations.
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2 Queen Shadowrama on May 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
So, do they have some uber huge take-out box when you inevitably can’t finish this thing? Cause that’s like several weeks of leftovers right there.
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3 Adversary on May 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I wonder how long it takes to cook a patty like that without leaving it black on the outside and bloody on the inside?
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4 Courtney on May 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Umm… I can’t help but notice there’s no bacon on there. “Here, eat this 100 pound burger. What? Bacon?! But that would make it bad for you!”
PS - Mike, your interview is up at Hobotrashcan! Thanks again for doing it! Click my name to read, anyone who’s interested.
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Reply from Tim D on May 2, 2008:
Red Dawn is coming!!! Huzzah!
Reply from Virginia Corbett on May 3, 2008:
Great interview, Courtney!
Reply from Natureboy (Ken) on May 3, 2008:
Very solid interview……I think you covered some really interesting ground. Great job!
5 Kris on May 1, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Not to be overtly crass, but you have to wonder about the state of the restrooms in a place like this.
OK, that was overtly crass. So sorry.
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6 The Professor on May 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm
What is the point of any burger, no matter the size, if there is no bacon? And why are the pickles banished to the outside? Pure insanity.
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7 MikeP on May 1, 2008 at 5:03 pm
After the chicken-fried bacon place, this has to be the location of the next Rifftrax conference.
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8 Fortis on May 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Dang, this makes my eating a 10×10 at in-n-out seem like childs play. And yet…it was oh so hard to do. Curse you Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub!!! Curse you!
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9 gammer73 on May 1, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Can you imagine the number of vegetarians…I mean cows the beef council needed to make that burger?!?!
And speaking of beef council, they should have had a cardboard cut-out of Sam Elliot in the pic, just to make it more authentic and grizzled.
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10 MrTorso on May 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm
The Black Widow Sonya Thomas ate the 96er once:
http://www.hudsonent.com/images/featureasset/meat-daddy.jpg
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11 Elizabeth Young on May 1, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I have never been so turned on in my life.
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12 Casey on May 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Wow…. I’d say only one and a half of these things could be made from one cow!
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13 karen on May 1, 2008 at 8:04 pm
oh my. love on a bun!!!!
tasty treat! its eye candy for me! *GLOMP*
*BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP*
’scuse me. im all done here.
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14 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on May 1, 2008 at 9:34 pm
If you choked that thing down the corridors of your alimentary canal would be haunted by Clara Peller shrieking “there it is! there it is!”.
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15 Mr. Slick on May 2, 2008 at 12:07 am
My heart just hurt looking at that… that.. THING! I mean Tommy Hilfiger?! Come on people have some taste!
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16 Tim on May 2, 2008 at 5:49 am
Man, if you think the burger is impressive, you should see the fries. Like railroad ties, man.
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17 Ron on May 2, 2008 at 7:49 am
This just in: City of Los Angeles outlaws bacon-dogs!
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/254091
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Reply from Erik on May 2, 2008:
Booo-urns!!!!!
18 Ben on May 2, 2008 at 8:51 am
If they really want to mess with people, they should make one that has eyes and emits a piercing scream when you bite into it. Viola! Instant vegetarian.
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19 R.A. Roth on May 2, 2008 at 10:44 am
Actually it’s an illusion. The men are really, really tiny and standing next to a 50-pound burger. A 100 pound burger…who ever heard of such a thing?!
Randy
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20 Onil on May 2, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Ha! Take that Darfur! In your face!
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21 Natureboy (Ken) on May 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh, that is only one burger of Michael Moore’s “sack of ten”. You should see his order of fries!
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22 Chris Hutton on May 4, 2008 at 8:56 pm
This place is less than an hour’s drive to the west of Penn State University—— I will be going to the Beer Barrel Pub sometime this year!
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