http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9244 Phil Mon, 05 May 2008 09:09:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9244 The seal looks like it's not really into it, like for some reason it's dignity is being taken. Could the penguin have paid the seal? Like, with fish or something? The seal looks like it’s not really into it, like for some reason it’s dignity is being taken. Could the penguin have paid the seal? Like, with fish or something?

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9241 MikeP Mon, 05 May 2008 04:31:23 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9241 Anyone else reminded of the old "Looks like you've blown a seal" joke? Anyone else reminded of the old “Looks like you’ve blown a seal” joke?

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9239 Joshdg Sun, 04 May 2008 21:55:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9239 Why were De Bruyn and a colleague on TRY POT beach, anyway? My guess is this is some kind of hippie commune. Why were De Bruyn and a colleague on TRY POT beach, anyway? My guess is this is some kind of hippie commune.

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9233 Elizabeth Young Sun, 04 May 2008 03:25:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9233 The only disturbing part of this photo is the question of where the penguin's head is and, if it has been shoved inside the earth during a potentially rigorous bout of mixed species sex, how will that feel in the morning. The only disturbing part of this photo is the question of where the penguin’s head is and, if it has been shoved inside the earth during a potentially rigorous bout of mixed species sex, how will that feel in the morning.

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9216 wakachiwaka Sat, 03 May 2008 17:14:46 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9216 Well, the first time <i>I</i> laid a penguin of indeterminate gender, it went really really well. Well, the first time I laid a penguin of indeterminate gender, it went really really well.

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9214 Brooke Sat, 03 May 2008 16:46:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9214 I'm very glad no one attempted to describe their first inexperienced attempt... Thanks all for your discression! I’m very glad no one attempted to describe their first inexperienced attempt… Thanks all for your discression!

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9212 MikeP Sat, 03 May 2008 13:20:20 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9212 You just know that the next day the seal bragged about it to all of his friends: "Hey dudes, guess who got laid last night?" They all high-five each other, then somebody asks who the lucky lady is... You just know that the next day the seal bragged about it to all of his friends: “Hey dudes, guess who got laid last night?” They all high-five each other, then somebody asks who the lucky lady is…

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9209 Su Fabie Sat, 03 May 2008 05:13:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9209 Wow, that seal looks like he's really going to town on that penguin. Imagine that inevitable walk (waddle?) of shame the morning after. Wow, that seal looks like he’s really going to town on that penguin.
Imagine that inevitable walk (waddle?) of shame the morning after.

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9201 ShutterBun Sat, 03 May 2008 01:29:13 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9201 Not since the Wilford Brimley / Burgess Merideth scandal! Not since the Wilford Brimley / Burgess Merideth scandal!

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9185 Onil Fri, 02 May 2008 23:20:11 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9185 Time to start handing out rape whistles to the penguins. Time to start handing out rape whistles to the penguins.

]]> http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/comment-page-1/#comment-9184 RemmieBarrow Fri, 02 May 2008 23:04:04 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/02/seal-ya-wouldnt-wanna-be-ya/#comment-9184 Can the penguin sue the seal for sexual harrassment? Can the penguin sue the seal for sexual harrassment?

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