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For a mid-morning snack today, may I suggest — ?

May 5th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 25 Comments

collon

Heh heh. Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh.

Yes, I’m easily amused. It’s sad, really.

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25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tim D on May 5, 2008 at 5:08 am

    Heh, heh. The box says “whipped”.

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  • 2 mrbasehart on May 5, 2008 at 5:23 am

    I prefer semi-collons. :)

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  • 3 The Professor on May 5, 2008 at 5:27 am

    You might want to visit engrish.com. It’s full of goodies like this.

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    Reply from Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on May 5, 2008:

    Second that. I don’t think this isn’t the first piece of Engrish you’ve linked to, so you would definitely get enjoyment out of their archives. I recommend the instruction manuals, they tend to get the most ridiculous. I still quote “Tad disport of time grown man tatelage” whenever it’s appropriate to the conversation (more often than you might think).

    Engrish.com belongs on the blogroll!

  • 4 Casey on May 5, 2008 at 6:18 am

    The name is kind of gross but… Those things look delicious.. I would not hesitate to pick up a box.

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  • 5 Cap on May 5, 2008 at 6:34 am

    Those look far too fattening for me, so I’ll just stick to my http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3OycTJkr5E

    Btw, please don’t click that if you’re easily offended.

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  • 6 Tork_110 on May 5, 2008 at 6:45 am

    This is how easily amused I am:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQegQ9g5RQ

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  • 7 Kris on May 5, 2008 at 7:16 am

    Because of this blog, I am now up-to-date on all of the latest pop culture trends! I don’t even have to leave my house or talk to people! Thank you, RiffTrax!

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  • 8 NotMerrittStone on May 5, 2008 at 7:45 am

    I AM THEE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

    You will give me chocolate collons for my buunng hole!

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  • 9 Courtney on May 5, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Those look delcious. But if they want to be proper “collons” they should probably five or six feet long. And I’d still eat them. Deeeeelectable.

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  • 10 Rob T Firefly on May 5, 2008 at 8:49 am

    For the record, the chocolate cream inside is nice, but the outside is that dry, crackly, mostly flavorless matter so common to cheap store-bought cookies.

    Also, the last time I got a bunch of Collon from the Japanese grocery, a friend of mine violated one with a Pocky stick.

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  • 11 Ben on May 5, 2008 at 9:00 am

    That’s not chocolate!!!! ayyyeeeee

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  • 12 Ben on May 5, 2008 at 9:00 am

    (Packed with lots of fudge)

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  • 13 Gina on May 5, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Perfect washed down with a Pocari Sweat!
    http://www.pocarisweat.com.ph/

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  • 14 Chris on May 5, 2008 at 10:25 am

    The funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Thanks Bill!

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  • 15 Mr. Slick on May 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    As long as you’re smiling Kevin, that’s all that matters.

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    Reply from Mr. Slick on May 5, 2008:

    Ya know Bill I don’t know why I wrote “Kevin”, maybe its because I expected you to be amused by a slightly higher means of entertainment like Ren & Stimpy. Hmmm. Maybe I need to find a new hero? Naaaah!

  • 16 Natureboy (Ken) on May 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    In the center is solid chocolate, but if you like yours a little creamier, try it with some Correctol.

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  • 17 RemmieBarrow on May 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Ewwwww! I just thought of a collon packed with chocolate and it was not appealing at all.

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  • 18 Katiespana on May 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Or you could head to Taco Bell for some… BACON!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ts4TtEwDc

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  • 19 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on May 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    These delectable little depth charges would lay waste to the Islands of Langerhans and necessitate an emergency evacuation.

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  • 20 Phil on May 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Who is it that donates these collon chocolates?

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  • 21 euphoriafish on May 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Ha, where have you been? I’ve been eating that stuff since I started college six years ago. Isn’t there a Japanese grocery near *every* college campus?

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  • 22 Libby on May 6, 2008 at 6:57 am

    But don’t get mixed up in shady collon dealings or you’ll upset the old women:

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