25 responses so far ↓

• 1 Tim D on May 5, 2008 at 5:08 am

  Heh, heh. The box says “whipped”.

• 2 mrbasehart on May 5, 2008 at 5:23 am

  I prefer semi-collons.

• 3 The Professor on May 5, 2008 at 5:27 am

  You might want to visit engrish.com. It’s full of goodies like this.

• 4 Casey on May 5, 2008 at 6:18 am

  The name is kind of gross but… Those things look delicious.. I would not hesitate to pick up a box.

• 5 Cap on May 5, 2008 at 6:34 am

  Those look far too fattening for me, so I’ll just stick to my http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3OycTJkr5E

  Btw, please don’t click that if you’re easily offended.

• 6 Tork_110 on May 5, 2008 at 6:45 am

  This is how easily amused I am:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQegQ9g5RQ

• 7 Kris on May 5, 2008 at 7:16 am

  Because of this blog, I am now up-to-date on all of the latest pop culture trends! I don’t even have to leave my house or talk to people! Thank you, RiffTrax!

• 8 NotMerrittStone on May 5, 2008 at 7:45 am

  I AM THEE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

  You will give me chocolate collons for my buunng hole!

• 9 Courtney on May 5, 2008 at 8:37 am

  Those look delcious. But if they want to be proper “collons” they should probably five or six feet long. And I’d still eat them. Deeeeelectable.

• 10 Rob T Firefly on May 5, 2008 at 8:49 am

  For the record, the chocolate cream inside is nice, but the outside is that dry, crackly, mostly flavorless matter so common to cheap store-bought cookies.

  Also, the last time I got a bunch of Collon from the Japanese grocery, a friend of mine violated one with a Pocky stick.

• 11 Ben on May 5, 2008 at 9:00 am

  That’s not chocolate!!!! ayyyeeeee

• 12 Ben on May 5, 2008 at 9:00 am

  (Packed with lots of fudge)

• 13 Gina on May 5, 2008 at 9:56 am

  Perfect washed down with a Pocari Sweat!
  http://www.pocarisweat.com.ph/

• 14 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on May 5, 2008 at 10:08 am

  Second that. I don’t think this isn’t the first piece of Engrish you’ve linked to, so you would definitely get enjoyment out of their archives. I recommend the instruction manuals, they tend to get the most ridiculous. I still quote “Tad disport of time grown man tatelage” whenever it’s appropriate to the conversation (more often than you might think).

  Engrish.com belongs on the blogroll!

• 15 Chris on May 5, 2008 at 10:25 am

  The funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Thanks Bill!

• 16 Mr. Slick on May 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm

  As long as you’re smiling Kevin, that’s all that matters.

• 17 Mr. Slick on May 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm

  Ya know Bill I don’t know why I wrote “Kevin”, maybe its because I expected you to be amused by a slightly higher means of entertainment like Ren & Stimpy. Hmmm. Maybe I need to find a new hero? Naaaah!

• 18 Natureboy (Ken) on May 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm

  In the center is solid chocolate, but if you like yours a little creamier, try it with some Correctol.

• 19 RemmieBarrow on May 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm

  Ewwwww! I just thought of a collon packed with chocolate and it was not appealing at all.

• 20 Katiespana on May 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  Or you could head to Taco Bell for some… BACON!

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ts4TtEwDc

• 21 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on May 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm

  These delectable little depth charges would lay waste to the Islands of Langerhans and necessitate an emergency evacuation.

• 22 Phil on May 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm

  Who is it that donates these collon chocolates?

• 23 euphoriafish on May 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm

  Ha, where have you been? I’ve been eating that stuff since I started college six years ago. Isn’t there a Japanese grocery near *every* college campus?

• 24 Libby on May 6, 2008 at 6:57 am

  But don’t get mixed up in shady collon dealings or you’ll upset the old women:

• 25 Libby on May 6, 2008 at 6:57 am

  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/sakusha/DSC04957.jpg

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