Comments on: For a mid-morning snack today, may I suggest — ?

By: Libby

Libby — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:57:57 +0000

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/sakusha/DSC04957.jpg

By: Libby

Libby — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:57:21 +0000

But don’t get mixed up in shady collon dealings or you’ll upset the old women:

By: euphoriafish

euphoriafish — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:56:54 +0000

Ha, where have you been? I’ve been eating that stuff since I started college six years ago. Isn’t there a Japanese grocery near *every* college campus?

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:22:17 +0000

Who is it that donates these collon chocolates?

By: Dan Noutko-Kennedy

Dan Noutko-Kennedy — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:45:20 +0000

These delectable little depth charges would lay waste to the Islands of Langerhans and necessitate an emergency evacuation.

By: Katiespana

Katiespana — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:33:34 +0000

Or you could head to Taco Bell for some… BACON!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ts4TtEwDc

By: RemmieBarrow

RemmieBarrow — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:33:16 +0000

Ewwwww! I just thought of a collon packed with chocolate and it was not appealing at all.

By: Natureboy (Ken)

Natureboy (Ken) — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:11 +0000

In the center is solid chocolate, but if you like yours a little creamier, try it with some Correctol.

By: Mr. Slick

Mr. Slick — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:01 +0000

Ya know Bill I don’t know why I wrote “Kevin”, maybe its because I expected you to be amused by a slightly higher means of entertainment like Ren & Stimpy. Hmmm. Maybe I need to find a new hero? Naaaah!

By: Mr. Slick

Mr. Slick — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:05:25 +0000

As long as you’re smiling Kevin, that’s all that matters.

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:25:39 +0000

The funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Thanks Bill!

By: Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti

Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:08:58 +0000

Second that. I don’t think this isn’t the first piece of Engrish you’ve linked to, so you would definitely get enjoyment out of their archives. I recommend the instruction manuals, they tend to get the most ridiculous. I still quote “Tad disport of time grown man tatelage” whenever it’s appropriate to the conversation (more often than you might think).

Engrish.com belongs on the blogroll!

By: Gina

Gina — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:56:21 +0000

Perfect washed down with a Pocari Sweat!
http://www.pocarisweat.com.ph/

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:00:59 +0000

(Packed with lots of fudge)

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:00:18 +0000

That’s not chocolate!!!! ayyyeeeee

By: Rob T Firefly

Rob T Firefly — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:49:51 +0000

For the record, the chocolate cream inside is nice, but the outside is that dry, crackly, mostly flavorless matter so common to cheap store-bought cookies.

Also, the last time I got a bunch of Collon from the Japanese grocery, a friend of mine violated one with a Pocky stick.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:37:40 +0000

Those look delcious. But if they want to be proper “collons” they should probably five or six feet long. And I’d still eat them. Deeeeelectable.

By: NotMerrittStone

NotMerrittStone — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:45:57 +0000

I AM THEE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

You will give me chocolate collons for my buunng hole!

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:16:04 +0000

Because of this blog, I am now up-to-date on all of the latest pop culture trends! I don’t even have to leave my house or talk to people! Thank you, RiffTrax!

By: Tork_110

Tork_110 — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:45:10 +0000

This is how easily amused I am:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQegQ9g5RQ