RiffTrax own Josh Gemma is a beard/hairstyle chameleon, an artist working constantly in an underutilized medium (that is, hair.) In fact, though he seems resistant, but we are softening his resolve, hoping we can send him as our delegate to the World Beard and Mustache Championships in Anchorage. The competition is stiff, but he’s made a good start in the Full Beard category.
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This style of beard, so I’m told, is known as “The Romancer” and as you can see, what with the pipe, the gerbera daisy, and the jacket over bare chest, he is ready for romance…
19 responses so far ↓
1 Courtney on May 5, 2008 at 10:49 am
For some reason these images remind me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVagbFcSUU
Zut alors!
2 Ben on May 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hmm. Without the shirt, I see this look as “Early French Hobo” meeting maybe “Pantless Neighborhood Unregistered Sex Offender.”An instant classic. j/k
3 Fran in the Pan on May 5, 2008 at 12:11 pm
He should also register at http://www.beards.org/ …
They take their mission of getting beards the respect they deserve very seriously. I would encourage Josh to also enter his beard(s) into the gallery for posterity’s sake. I’m partial to the success stories. Not every man has the fortitude to free his follicles. Be inspired!!
4 Mr. Slick on May 5, 2008 at 1:04 pm
With That look I’m sure he’d be welcomed at many Gay Pride gatherings.
5 wurwolf on May 5, 2008 at 1:28 pm
God…. what is that in the background? A painting in Hell’s waiting room?
And Bill comes in and says he (or his kid) painted it in 3… 2… 1…
6 RemmieBarrow on May 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm
That is nice and all but shouldn’t he be wearing a shirt with that jacket?
7 StanleyBeagle on May 5, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I think we need to give props for the hat – I mean, it’s no Joey Pants special or anything, but the young man is clearly trying…
8 mss chii on May 5, 2008 at 1:36 pm
to quote dr. kelso-”hello there, sweetheart!”
9 Kris on May 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Haha, I thought the same thing.
10 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on May 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Is Josh wearing the hairshirt as penance for his crime of fashion?
11 Chris on May 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Between this and Bill’s Collon Chocolate… I have a bad feeling about what Kevin is cooking up for a post…
12 Tim S. Turner on May 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I think Kevin could give him a run for his money!
13 wakachiwaka on May 5, 2008 at 4:14 pm
If he were dead you could call the style the Necromancer.
14 Brandon on May 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I get error messages every time I come to this blog. The error messages complain about two lines. The first says ‘_gat’ is undefined, and the second is ten line later: object expected. You guys have errors in your coding, and it’s driving me crazy!
15 Shawn on May 5, 2008 at 6:19 pm
EEeeeeeee-he-he-heeewwwwwwwwwwww!
16 Erik on May 5, 2008 at 6:44 pm
It sounds like you have JavaScript disabled. The _gat line is for Google Analytics. Not our code, it’s your browser
17 mss chii on May 5, 2008 at 7:39 pm
yeah hes a litle bit harrier than i like me men. i dont need the guy to have a naked sweater. its calling waxing a wee bit!
18 Rob T Firefly on May 6, 2008 at 11:03 am
Does Joey Pants know Josh is wearing his hat?
What’s more, he’s got it turned the wrong way around.
19 Queen Bee on May 7, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Hot.
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