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By: Dot Matrix With Stereo Sound » Blog Archive » Hollywood Unoriginality Ratio: WALL-E

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:04:02 +0000

[...] Hills Chihuahua AAAAAAAAAAH!!! I caught a glimpse of the teaser for this film awhile back when the RiffTrax blog brought it to my attention (presumably because they hate decency over there), and my brain died for like a week. The film did [...]

By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:32:44 +0000

So will we get a rifftrax of this which entails of 90 minutes of Mike, Bill, and Kevin crying? Cause I’d buy that.

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:52:43 +0000

Can you imagine the marketing push if this gets wide release?! This might even be one of the new ABC comedies in development along with the soon to be greenlit “Travelocity Gnome” and “I Stole Meatloaf’s Underpants.”

By: Smiley

Smiley — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:56:17 +0000

I’m hoping for three little words:
Straight. to. Video.

By: David TC

David TC — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:31:08 +0000

I love it! It’s the sort of original family friendly, action filled spectacular that we’ve come to expect from our good friends at this large, but still very affable and charming, entertainment giant. I am sure that, whatever the plot might be, that it’s quite well thought out, but i do shudder to think of the quantity of these adorable little rascals that will need to be slaughtered in order to enable the fabrication of whatever item of clothing Ms. De Vil is desirous of making from their pelts.

By: Elizabeth Young

Elizabeth Young — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:03:42 +0000

Is this retaliation from China for Kung Fu Panda?

By: RemmieBarrow

RemmieBarrow — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:18:29 +0000

Both my ears and eyes are still bleeding from that trailer.

By: Jer

Jer — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:46:38 +0000

eh, still looks better than “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”…

By: Neb

Neb — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:07:03 +0000

I would consider this a first strike.

By: Phil

Phil — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:51:38 +0000

Does this mean we’re at war with Mexico again?

By: Neb

Neb — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:47:12 +0000

There are good, great, nay, grand screenplays out there that deserve funding and development, yet THIS gets the green light. Not just any green light, either, but the light from the advertising and merchandising powerhouse that is The Mouse.

Rome, at its nadir, was not this offensively socially bankrupt. This is beyond a concept film to a film (well, a series of moving images with linked sound, anyway) about a trend in fashion pets.

That riff line in “Deathstalker” (”Hair club for men: the final conflict!”) was more prescient than ridiculous, apparently. What’s next? A movie about low-rise jeans? A movie about cheese sticks? I despair.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:49:53 +0000

Oh, TV Funhouse, you’ve done it aga-

Wait…

By: Lord-z

Lord-z — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:44:25 +0000

I… I am offended, right now. This feels like being called a retard. There actually is someone who was convinced that people would actually pay to see. Someone who believed that there was enough stupid people to make this movie make money. I feel like I ought to travel to the Disney main office, in order to punch whoever greenlit this movie. Ofcourse, there would probably be a line longer than all of the lines in Disneyland combined.

By: Meredith

Meredith — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:02:26 +0000

Preferably the sacrifice of everyone responsible for this movie.

By: Conor Lastowka

Conor Lastowka — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:57:13 +0000

Do parents attempting to off themselves so they can leave the theater early count?

By: jfruh

jfruh — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:03:12 +0000

In keeping with the faux-Aztec theme in the trailer, I’m hoping that the film will entail copious amounts of human sacrifice.

By: Tim D

Tim D — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:51:43 +0000

Por que quiero Taco Bell ahora?!!!