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Liam Gallagher…

May 7th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 25 Comments

…Was hoping that you’d at least make the effort to notice his hair.

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It was bad enough that you said nothing – not a word – about his glasses.

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And this coming after your slight concerning his scarf.

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So come on, give Liam a little love.*

*Here “love” equals “beer”.

***UPDATE***

I thought I’d balance the above with a Gallagher who is very comfortable with the amount of love and attention you are currently giving him.

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25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kingtos on May 7, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    I should probably know this, but…was that guy in Drive Shaft? No…well?
    This is gonna make him sadder, isn’t it?

  • 2 Courtney on May 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    http://kcneon.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/petepaul.jpg

    Pete Doherty and Paul McCartney implore you to please, for the love of all that is holy, pay attention to Liam! *sniff* Please!

  • 3 Ariel "Digits" on May 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Dude- Sorry, was too busy being concerned that CLEARLY you are possessed by the devil- red eyes, breathing smoke… And I think you once belonged in a British Boy band. DEMONIC!

  • 4 Hugh on May 7, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    I’m afraid that all I can offer Liam is the label of “twat.”

  • 5 Kingtos on May 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    To be fair, I DID notice his hat.
    It’s not quite a ‘muffin hat’ and is slightly bigger than an ‘old man hat’. Joey Pants would be proud of this choice of unique hat.

  • 6 ms chii on May 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    ummm…yeah. i dont think so! clearly bad taste doesnt equal lots of money. or does it?

  • 7 RemmieBarrow on May 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    After seeing Gallagher in only his underware, I no longer fear death.

  • 8 Roper on May 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Gallagher in a watermelon bikini?! You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?

  • 9 NotMerrittStone on May 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Liam is saddest of all because, in spite of his years of trying, he is still unable to be John Lennon.

    Is anyone else suddenly hungry for watermelon?

  • 10 Vicky on May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    No sir, I will never want watermelon again.

  • 11 Jacob_Taylor on May 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    I’ve never heard of the first Gallagher, I am ashamed, the other one I will show some love for, because last time I checked, watermelon was still delicious. plus my family used to watch him when I was young(er)

  • 12 Elizabeth Young on May 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Love is such a strong word.

    While Oasis was a British band that spend much time in brotherly combat, not brotherly love, the juxtaposition of Gallagher in a bikini does cause one the sinking sensation of being raped visually. And, is it any coincidence that Gallagher 1 sold his act to his brother Gallagher 2 and is now in the process of suing his brother to get himself back? Wait, Oasis has brothers that hate each other and Gallagher sold himself to a sibling…Wow, it is the circle of life.

  • 13 Yanni on May 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    What can I say about that picture? The man is a comic genius.

  • 14 Casey on May 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    “come to the Rifftrax blog… we will make you lose your lunch…. if not with a diseased dog or grotesque beard, than certainly with Gallagher in a two (minus one) piece.”

  • 15 MonkeyCheezPants on May 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    “But I dress like John Lennon! Why hasn’t this worked yet?”

    - Overheard between sobs by Liam Gallagher’s neighbors at 3am.

  • 16 Tim on May 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Gallagher.

    Most. Horrifying. Photograph. Ever.

    Most disturbingly, I think that skimpy watermelon number he’s modeling is from the Kevin Murphy summer collection. :::shudders:::

  • 17 MonkeyCheezPants on May 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Don’t be ashamed, he’s just some guy in a Beatles cover band.

  • 18 MonkeyCheezPants on May 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    Which one?

  • 19 Shawn on May 8, 2008 at 3:26 am

    I remember a Mike Nelson who would shudder with us in fear over the knowledge that a mostly-nude photo of Gallagher even existed. Not parade it around like something to be proud of! Clearly the west coast is eroding your Midwesten sensibilities beyond repair.

    And as if that weren’t enough – where’s the bacon? Talk about off-mission. Bring back the Mike we know, who eschews Gallagher in any of his forms and complains about overpriced stereo equipment. Let Bill post the nauseating photos. Somehow it seems more right that way.

  • 20 Shawn on May 8, 2008 at 3:31 am

    Though Liam’s goofy hat/dead stare combo is totally appropriate, so that’s okay.

  • 21 Tim D on May 8, 2008 at 7:52 am

    And that playful tossing of that bikini top. And the “Hi fellahs” wave…
    And…
    Can’t.. go… on… must… put… on… SportsCenter…

  • 22 JoshWay on May 8, 2008 at 9:12 am

    How was Liam hoping I’d feel about his unibrow?

  • 23 Rob T Firefly on May 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    It could be worse. You should see what Gallagher II was wearing.

  • 24 Zerra on May 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    The Sun ran an article today with a lead-in that read “LIAM GALLAGHER sports a new pudding bowl hairstyle as he shops for cheap plonk.”

    How the worm has turned. He’s got the love, the beer, and the pudding.

  • 25 Rubicon on May 9, 2008 at 11:44 am

    I’d like to thank the blog for inspiring me to read the Gallagher (One) Wikipedia entry. Either someone from here wrote it, or it’s a fine piece of unintentionally funny writing. I would quote the highlights, but it really holds together better as a unified work. Two quick spoilers: It includes the words “blessing” and “honing” without apparent irony.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Gallagher

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