Comments on: Wool Chuckery

By: Rowsdower

Rowsdower — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:18:16 +0000

Did anyone else notice Chuck’s giant bobblehead’s name tag says “CHUCK I’m Hi”??? And by the glassy stare and goofy grin I’m inclined to agree

By: Rob III

Rob III — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:37:31 +0000

I think it’s the eyebrows. They’re painted too dark! If Chuck Woolery had sandy brown hair, Mike would be his twin.

By: SJK

SJK — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:40:37 +0000

Here’s what you do: get the mold of Jason Bay’s bobblehead (of the Pittsburgh Pirates, the only team to spend more on bobbleheads than players), since they are already in great supply, and he looks enough like Mike that his head should work.

By: Joshua J. Slone

Joshua J. Slone — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:23:46 +0000

I’ve long thought it resembled The Daily Show’s Jason Jones.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:17:00 +0000

Props to Courtney for working a Staci Keanan reference into this!

By: Stacia

Stacia — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:00:09 +0000

Chuck Woolery’s huge bobblehead looks like veteran character actor Chuck McCann, especially in the nose and double chin. Hey, why does a bobblehead have a double chin, anyway?

By: Tork_110

Tork_110 — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:38:02 +0000

You know who Hugh Hewitt thinks this benefits? Mitt Romney!

By: Courtney

Courtney — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:23:38 +0000

You know that might actually be what lead me to my Mike’s Bobblehead = John Kerry conclusion.

Answer: Mike, Mitt, and Kerry are all the same person. Has anyone ever seen them all in one room together? Thought not. Also, soylent green is people.

By: Hugh

Hugh — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:18:56 +0000

Bill, I thought Mitt’s looked like Kerry too. Conspiracy theories, anyone?

By: Kris

Kris — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:06:29 +0000

As a Massachusetts native, I am deeply offended. Must you mock our limited gene pool and subpar national political success, Bill? Be kind: we’re still getting over Chappaquiddick.

By: RemmieBarrow

RemmieBarrow — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:04:31 +0000

I don’t know but I still think that bobblehead looks like Matt Damon, with the square head and all. Or am I just thinking of Disembodio.

By: ms chii

ms chii — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:28:23 +0000

perhaps a younger chuck woolery.

By: wurwolf

wurwolf — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:05:22 +0000

That was awesome. :clap:

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:34:21 +0000

Did Fingle bumble Mike’s bobble?

By: Rob T Firefly

Rob T Firefly — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:20:17 +0000

It looks nothing like Garth Brooks, and yet everything like Chris Gaines. How do you account for that?

By: gammer

gammer — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:16:13 +0000

I was thinking the same thing too, before I lost my thought…woops, there it goes again…get back here!

By: Natureboy (Ken)

Natureboy (Ken) — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:00:47 +0000

With the smile, he looks like a young Jerry Lewis.

By: Ninjew

Ninjew — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:44:34 +0000

For years, I was convinced that Mike Nelson and Chuck Wollery were the same person.

Boy, I sure hope Bridget never made that mistake!

By: Shawn

Shawn — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:35:11 +0000

I was gonna say the mega-Woolery-bobble looks more like a pudgy Fred Willard. And I do have to register pro-wag – the Nelson bobble could be a little more Nelson-y. Maybe this sounds harsh, coming so soon after my outcry on Old/New Nelson a few entries back – but maybe the two issues are somehow related?! Mike’s newfound interest in naked prop comics has somehow warped his metaphysical being, rendering 3-D capture impossible, similar to how vampires don’t have reflections?

On the other hand, that’s a pritty nice looking Disembaudio.

By: Bill Corbett

Bill Corbett — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:25:39 +0000

See, I think Romney’s bobblehead (not the man, whose head has never bobbled IN HIS LIFE) looks exactly like John Kerry. Must be a Massachusetts thing.