Comments on: Slam Dunk Your Swimmin’ Trunks!

By: Deldobuss

Deldobuss — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:45:52 +0000

Candy the dancer sure has some moves.

By: ms chii

ms chii — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:39:47 +0000

trunks are the ones that float. much better than speedos or a banana hammock. (eew!)

By: Cap

Cap — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:35:19 +0000

I think another song of his, entitled “Big Breast Obsessed”, has more mass appeal than “Candy Pants” in the modern age, but whichever you prefer you can be sure his music will bring da suga from miles around. Of course, none of this is guaranteed unless you play the songs at full volume on a ghetto blaster as you wander through the nearest town. Try it, you’ll be fighting the talent off with a stick before you know it.

By: Kingtos

Kingtos — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:53:33 +0000

What a poet! This guy really could’ve given Oran “Juice” Jones a run for his money back in his heyday(and it’s still in dispute whether or not it was a whole twenty-four hours)!

By: Onil

Onil — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:44:47 +0000

Too bad this guy never had an argument about money with Marvin Gaye’s dad.

By: Stacia

Stacia — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:44:34 +0000

I agree, Rubicon. Everyone knows the pant cuffs are where it’s at.

By: Rubicon

Rubicon — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:31:29 +0000

The Good Reverend combined the musical stylings of latter-day Sammy Davis Jr. with the refined romanticism of R. Kelly. I wish he hadn’t.

I agree with Miller above, I found the repeated threats of “seat eating” particularly troubling. That is not the part of the Candy Pants I would start with were I making a meal out of it.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:22:43 +0000

*fans self* All this AND a keyboard scarf? Is he single?

By: benedetta

benedetta — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:21:44 +0000

candy pants is alright but big breast obsessed is what really turns me on
http://cdbaby.com/cd/lioneldavis

By: Neb

Neb — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:11:15 +0000

You know, call me crazy, but when somebody makes me want to “claw the wallpaper off the wall” it’s usually not a good thing.

Ewwww: this is just one long, set-to-music version of a wolf whistle. Only worse. When was this recorded? It has to be the 80s, one of our many decades of shame. *sigh*

By: Rob T Firefly

Rob T Firefly — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:59:08 +0000

Upon reading the subject line, I was deeply afraid that Bikini Gallagher was back for more.

By: Katiespana

Katiespana — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:54:14 +0000

Candy Pants, let’s climb the ladder of romance… it’s just so… beautiful. Why can’t I find a guy to write such soulful, romantic poetry about me? I mean, what’s a girl gotta do?

By: Tv Miller

Tv Miller — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:43:36 +0000

He’d eat the seat?! Is there a caloric fat content? I mean, how much information can I obtain before I devour this unpackaged candy pant?

He is right though, one would be ’soberiatized’ if they realized they were eating the seat.

Candy Pants, available at all Walgreens, Ace Hardwares and Circle Ks. Candy Pants now comes in new flavours like Natalie Portman’s seat and Bernadette Peters’ seat. Joey Candy Pants may contain nuts.

By: The Cutter

The Cutter — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:31:45 +0000

Lionel Davis – Candypants. Rhythm and Soul on Cable Access Baby!