18 responses so far ↓

• 1 Ninjew on May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm

  “I’m Nick Nolte. And Lipton Tea is so brisk, I need to use my entire hand just to hold the cup to drink it!”

• 2 Patrick on May 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm

  I like that the shirt under his coat in this picture reveals that he is the Hamburgler.

• 3 Hugh on May 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm

  The first picture looks like some hobbit’s rejected, dirty uncle.

• 4 Mr. Slick on May 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm

  “Good night.” to your career Nick.

• 5 Rob T Firefly on May 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm

  Are you a Nick Nolte achiever?

• 6 remedies on May 12, 2008 at 6:28 pm

  that would explain so many things.

• 7 Courtney on May 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm

  Blonde Delta Burke is a far sexier man than Nolte could ever hope to be.

• 8 MikeP on May 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm

  If I had my own personal time machine, I’d go back and ensure that Joey Pants was the ‘92 Sexiest Man of the Year.

• 9 Au$10 on May 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm

  Little Nolte Urban Achiever, even?

• 10 Bill Corbett on May 12, 2008 at 9:25 pm

  Bless you.

• 11 Kyle on May 12, 2008 at 11:53 pm

  Good night, Nick, and no, I can’t drive you to the Liquor Mart.

• 12 Barry on May 13, 2008 at 3:37 am

  The gravitational field emanating from that picture of Delta Burke broke my monitor.

• 13 Tim on May 13, 2008 at 3:59 am

  Nick is enjoying a nice mug of Lipton Iced Scotch.

• 14 Kris on May 13, 2008 at 4:13 am

  Lipton Ice Tea, my foot. The tea bag is a just a ruse: we all know he’s got Southern Comfort in there.

• 15 ms chii on May 13, 2008 at 5:01 am

  ewwww….scary old man who’s been doing too much hard time with liquor and drugs!!!

  (he was never good looking in the first place)

• 16 Tim D on May 13, 2008 at 5:20 am

  Goddnight, Lee Marvin.

• 17 Tim D on May 13, 2008 at 5:21 am

  Oops. Perhaps Lee Marvin is God’s knight after all, who knows…

• 18 RemmieBarrow on May 13, 2008 at 4:17 pm

  Drunko Baggins, perhaps?