It was a great day, wasn’t it?
You can thank Nick Nolte. And Lipton Tea.
**Edit By Conor**
Research confirms that this is NOT in fact one of those novelty covers you can have your picture put on at JC Pennys, like Time “Man of the Year”, but in fact an actual People Magazine cover
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1 Ninjew on May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm
“I’m Nick Nolte. And Lipton Tea is so brisk, I need to use my entire hand just to hold the cup to drink it!”
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2 Patrick on May 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I like that the shirt under his coat in this picture reveals that he is the Hamburgler.
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Reply from remedies on May 12, 2008:
that would explain so many things.
3 Hugh on May 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
The first picture looks like some hobbit’s rejected, dirty uncle.
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Reply from RemmieBarrow on May 13, 2008:
Drunko Baggins, perhaps?
4 Mr. Slick on May 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“Good night.” to your career Nick.
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5 Rob T Firefly on May 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Are you a Nick Nolte achiever?
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Reply from Au$10 on May 12, 2008:
Little Nolte Urban Achiever, even?
6 Courtney on May 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Blonde Delta Burke is a far sexier man than Nolte could ever hope to be.
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7 MikeP on May 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm
If I had my own personal time machine, I’d go back and ensure that Joey Pants was the ‘92 Sexiest Man of the Year.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on May 12, 2008:
Bless you.
8 Kyle on May 12, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Good night, Nick, and no, I can’t drive you to the Liquor Mart.
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9 Barry on May 13, 2008 at 3:37 am
The gravitational field emanating from that picture of Delta Burke broke my monitor.
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10 Tim on May 13, 2008 at 3:59 am
Nick is enjoying a nice mug of Lipton Iced Scotch.
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11 Kris on May 13, 2008 at 4:13 am
Lipton Ice Tea, my foot. The tea bag is a just a ruse: we all know he’s got Southern Comfort in there.
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12 ms chii on May 13, 2008 at 5:01 am
ewwww….scary old man who’s been doing too much hard time with liquor and drugs!!!
(he was never good looking in the first place)
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13 Tim D on May 13, 2008 at 5:20 am
Goddnight, Lee Marvin.
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Reply from Tim D on May 13, 2008:
Oops. Perhaps Lee Marvin is God’s knight after all, who knows…
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