…asked me to wish you “good morning.”
He also wants you to know he’s feeling great, despite a rough night.
“Live each day as a gift from Heaven,” concluded Nick, in his message to you.
Step forth into your week knowing that somewhere, out there, Nick Nolte wishes you well. (And no, it’s not just because he wants you to drive him to Liquor Mart tonight, though that would be nice…)
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1 Doug on May 12, 2008 at 6:35 am
Apparently someone did NOT heed the TSA warning to not leave their aging leathery has-beens unattended.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on May 12, 2008:
“Apparently someone did NOT heed the TSA warning to not leave their aging leathery has-beens unattended.”
I must defend Aging Leathery Has-Beens here, a little. As an Aging Leathery Never-Was (a very related cohort — our offices are in the same suite, in fact), I can tell you that after having a dozen or so too many, just plonking down wherever you are for 20 hours sleep can be very restorative. In fact, it’s SOP for ALHSes and ALNWes.
2 Rob T Firefly on May 12, 2008 at 7:00 am
Good morning, Nick Nolte!
…Yes, “morning.”
…Pardon? Oh, Monday, Mr. Nolte. It’s Monday morning.
…Er.. Monday the 12th, Nick.
…The 12th of May, Nick. Can I call you Nick?
…2008, Mr. Nolte.
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Reply from Dan on May 12, 2008:
…A.D., sir.
3 JackTheRIFFER on May 12, 2008 at 7:35 am
I’ll tell you one thing… I’m taking Rifftrax’s advice in that I will approach Nick Nolte only with an assault rifle!
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4 Rufus T. on May 12, 2008 at 7:59 am
No amount of booze could’ve made the Hulk seem like a good idea.
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5 Queen Bee on May 12, 2008 at 9:01 am
Oh, Nick. Thy belted self, thy Fear of Cape.
But mostly, we want to say good morning to *you*, Bill. (((((BILL!)))))
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6 Action Batch on May 12, 2008 at 9:19 am
Hang on Mr. Corbett, I’ll drive Nicky to the liquor store. Just lemme finish this fifth of Grey Goose. Where the heck are my *woah* almost fell there, where are my keys?
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7 Courtney on May 12, 2008 at 9:21 am
I often dream of a collaboration remake of “Man in the Mirror” performed by Nolte and Gary Busey. This is why I generally fear my dreams and never sleep.
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Reply from Action Batch on May 12, 2008:
Or how about the Kevin Klein movie “Dave”?
8 Darth Chimay on May 12, 2008 at 9:59 am
And to think, this is the same man who played Jerry Baskin. How the mighty have fallen.
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9 ms chii on May 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
how about mr. harrison ford? still the good looking man after all these years. dont know about indiana jones but its a lot better than the other older fellas who do NOT look so distunguished at all.
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10 Mr. Slick on May 12, 2008 at 11:01 am
Thank you Bill. With all the problems in my life lately I can take solace knowing the fact that it could be worse, I could be Nick Nolte.
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11 R.A. Roth on May 12, 2008 at 11:42 am
Nick Nolte does his world famous alternate universe Mr. Gower impression to the delight and horror of stunned onlookers.
Randy
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12 RemmieBarrow on May 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I have always had a deep seated fear of Nick Nolte, and frankly I never knew why.
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