Dear Mr. Corbett:
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m actor/vegetable Nick Notcolli. I invite you to eat me. Remember, I’m part of your healthy diet, which consists entirely of you eating me. I hope you have a big appetite.
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BILL adds: Bravo, Kevin. Your beer has been well and truly earned. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going off to scream for a while, followed by some throwing up… then another hour or two of light screaming.
17 responses so far ↓
1 Chris Hanel on May 13, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Well, I’m gonna be up for another few hours now.
*shudder*
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2 Queen Shadowrama on May 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Y’know, it’s times like these that I’m glad I had wimpy parents who couldn’t force me to eat my vegetables. Cause there is no way that I’m putting something like that in my mouth.
You are truly a master of all things revolting Kevin. Enjoy your beer.
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3 Fortis on May 13, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Somebody tell Treebeard…we’ve found the entwives, though they aren’t quite what we were expecting.
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4 Mr. Slick on May 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Was this created by the Sugar Counsel to get kids away from eating their veggies and back to good old tooth rotting candy bars… and I’m right there with them!
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5 mathey on May 13, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Well, at least…
I mean, Kevin could have…
Its not as if…
Okay, I can’t come up with a single defense for this.
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6 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on May 13, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Wait, weren’t you supposed to Photoshop that photo? There’s nary a Lens Flare or Emboss filter to be seen!
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Reply from wakachiwaka on May 14, 2008:
You’ve obviously mistaken Kevin for someone who works for the Associated Press.
7 ms chii on May 14, 2008 at 4:45 am
eeek!!!!! no more veggies that look like real people for me!!!
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8 Ben on May 14, 2008 at 5:12 am
How wonderful to see 2 grown men torturing each other with vegetables.
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9 Rob T Firefly on May 14, 2008 at 5:17 am
I don’t trust any food item that wears a Hawaiian shirt, no matter how much freaking iron it contains.
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10 Courtney on May 14, 2008 at 6:16 am
I miss Joey Pants. Were he a vegetable, he would be the mighty butternut squash. Smothered in bacon grease.
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11 JackTheRIFFER on May 14, 2008 at 6:31 am
God, all this stuff is scarier than Saw! Although I still contest it is NOT as scary as Bonesaw!! FREAKSHOW!!
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12 Doug on May 14, 2008 at 6:35 am
His new gig? Parents hire him to scare the bejesus out of little kids who won’t eat their vegetables.
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13 Darth Chimay on May 14, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hey, when did Disney announce a live-action movie based on Kitchen Kabaret? I’ve never been so happy in my life!
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14 AskBotBoy on May 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Kevin, Bill, spurred on by your strange affair vegetables AND Photoshop, I took a yummy stab at “ol Noltellini” myself. Please give me your thoughts, http://www.rifftrax.com/funstuff.
Cheese Sauce anyone?
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Reply from Askbotboy on May 14, 2008:
I must reply to my own reply. My hands have 9 extra thumbs that seem to constantly get in the way when I type. I didn’t want my very first post to be so riddled with mistakes, forgive me and try this link instead! Cheers.
http://www.rifftrax.com/funstuff/fanart/top
15 RemmieBarrow on May 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Oh God, I think it sees me!!!
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