Dear Mr. Corbett:
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m actor/vegetable Nick Notcolli. I invite you to eat me. Remember, I’m part of your healthy diet, which consists entirely of you eating me. I hope you have a big appetite.
BILL adds: Bravo, Kevin. Your beer has been well and truly earned. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going off to scream for a while, followed by some throwing up… then another hour or two of light screaming.