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Eat Your Vegetables.

May 13th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 17 Comments

Dear Mr. Corbett:


Allow me to introduce myself. I’m actor/vegetable Nick Notcolli. I invite you to eat me. Remember, I’m part of your healthy diet, which consists entirely of you eating me. I hope you have a big appetite.


BILL adds: Bravo, Kevin. Your beer has been well and truly earned. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going off to scream for a while, followed by some throwing up… then another hour or two of light screaming.

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17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Chris Hanel on May 13, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    Well, I’m gonna be up for another few hours now.


  • 2 Queen Shadowrama on May 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Y’know, it’s times like these that I’m glad I had wimpy parents who couldn’t force me to eat my vegetables. Cause there is no way that I’m putting something like that in my mouth.

    You are truly a master of all things revolting Kevin. Enjoy your beer. :-)

  • 3 Fortis on May 13, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Somebody tell Treebeard…we’ve found the entwives, though they aren’t quite what we were expecting.

  • 4 Mr. Slick on May 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    Was this created by the Sugar Counsel to get kids away from eating their veggies and back to good old tooth rotting candy bars… and I’m right there with them!

  • 5 mathey on May 13, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Well, at least…

    I mean, Kevin could have…

    Its not as if…

    Okay, I can’t come up with a single defense for this.

  • 6 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on May 13, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Wait, weren’t you supposed to Photoshop that photo? There’s nary a Lens Flare or Emboss filter to be seen!

  • 7 ms chii on May 14, 2008 at 4:45 am

    eeek!!!!! no more veggies that look like real people for me!!!

  • 8 Ben on May 14, 2008 at 5:12 am

    How wonderful to see 2 grown men torturing each other with vegetables.

  • 9 Rob T Firefly on May 14, 2008 at 5:17 am

    I don’t trust any food item that wears a Hawaiian shirt, no matter how much freaking iron it contains.

  • 10 Courtney on May 14, 2008 at 6:16 am

    I miss Joey Pants. Were he a vegetable, he would be the mighty butternut squash. Smothered in bacon grease.

  • 11 JackTheRIFFER on May 14, 2008 at 6:31 am

    God, all this stuff is scarier than Saw! Although I still contest it is NOT as scary as Bonesaw!! FREAKSHOW!!

  • 12 Doug on May 14, 2008 at 6:35 am

    His new gig? Parents hire him to scare the bejesus out of little kids who won’t eat their vegetables.

  • 13 Darth Chimay on May 14, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Hey, when did Disney announce a live-action movie based on Kitchen Kabaret? I’ve never been so happy in my life!

  • 14 AskBotBoy on May 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Kevin, Bill, spurred on by your strange affair vegetables AND Photoshop, I took a yummy stab at “ol Noltellini” myself. Please give me your thoughts,
    Cheese Sauce anyone?

  • 15 RemmieBarrow on May 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Oh God, I think it sees me!!!

  • 16 wakachiwaka on May 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    You’ve obviously mistaken Kevin for someone who works for the Associated Press.

  • 17 Askbotboy on May 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    I must reply to my own reply. My hands have 9 extra thumbs that seem to constantly get in the way when I type. I didn’t want my very first post to be so riddled with mistakes, forgive me and try this link instead! Cheers.