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• 1 Walter on May 13, 2008 at 5:53 am

  He is using teeth from a variety of different animals today.

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• 2 Ninjew on May 13, 2008 at 5:59 am

  Gary forgot to brush with Topol today.

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  Reply from Ninjew on May 13, 2008:

  Of course, why he’d want to brush with the actor who starred in “Fiddler on the Roof”, I’ll never know…

  Reply from Tim D on May 13, 2008:

  Ba DUM dum! Thank you! Enjoy the veal!

• 3 Tim D on May 13, 2008 at 6:00 am

  It appears that what may be a Bolo Tie is causing a sort of asphyxiation and eye bloodshotty-ness.

  Or maybe he just realized that he missed a spot on his chin when he shaved this morning.

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• 4 Chris Hanel on May 13, 2008 at 6:01 am

  Gary’s wife had to frequently stop him from eating their young.

  Sounds like the right move until you look at Jake Busey’s career.

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• 5 Rob T Firefly on May 13, 2008 at 6:26 am

  AAAGH!!

  Don’t DO that!

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• 6 Tork_110 on May 13, 2008 at 6:47 am

  THE KINGDOM HAS DEPARTED FROM THEE!!!!

  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

  http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7972/3260/1600/Insaaaane.jpg

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  Reply from wurwolf on May 13, 2008:

  Oh wow. So now you’re stealing from our blog and not giving us credit? Just wait until I tell Lita.

• 7 JackTheRIFFER on May 13, 2008 at 6:50 am

  I feel like Nick Nolte is talking directly to me. Like a voice in my head… I gotta go see my shrink.

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• 8 Bill Corbett on May 13, 2008 at 6:57 am

  HHHHHELP!!!!!

  (runs into corner, collapses, trembling)

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  Reply from JackTheRIFFER on May 13, 2008:

  Don’t worry Bill… Come here and let me hold you. I’ll protect you. Nolte! It’s you and me pal!

• 9 Chris D. on May 13, 2008 at 7:45 am

  My name is not important–but you can call me Mr.Joshua!

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• 10 Courtney on May 13, 2008 at 8:26 am

  I feel like the capture of one Gary Busey would fuel my budding ivory empire for years.

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• 11 Barry on May 13, 2008 at 8:40 am

  Pearl Drops turns your toothbrush into a ARRRR NOM NOM NOM!!

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• 12 Ninjew on May 13, 2008 at 8:52 am

  Oh my garshk! I hads no ideas dat Gary wask relakted to Popeye!

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• 13 Tork_110 on May 13, 2008 at 9:08 am

  ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  RIGHTY THEN!

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• 14 Hugh on May 13, 2008 at 9:14 am

  I really don’t feel okay with this post. No, no, I don’t. I really don’t.

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• 15 Ben on May 13, 2008 at 10:46 am

  Eating concrete during a motorcycle wreck isn’t all it was cracked up to be.

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• 16 ms chii on May 13, 2008 at 12:08 pm

  holeee crap. it was skeery looking. yipe! worse than any horror movie.

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• 17 RemmieBarrow on May 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm

  Do not look at him strait on, he will take that as a challange.

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