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O.K, Kevin…

May 13th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 11 Comments

I’ll buy your beer all night on Thursday if you use your Mad Photoshoppin Skillz to give Busnip a friend.

And you have a choice. Either a crossbreeding of Nick Nolte +

cauliflower

or Nick Nolte +

brocolli

So either a Nolteflower, or a Noltcolli. Use whatever images you want.

…Or heck, I’m feeling generous. Use whatever vegetable you want!

Just leave Joey Pants out of it, OK? There ARE limits.

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11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Hugh on May 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I’m going to go ahead and request that Mike quickly find some more work for you guys to do. Please. Quickly.

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    Reply from Bill Corbett on May 13, 2008:

    We just needed a break, since we’re currently doing a line-up of all the SAW and HOSTEL movies, then moving on to THE DEVIL’S REJECTS, then a few snuff films, then (shudder) BILLY MADISON. It’s not easy on a person.

    Reply from Hugh on May 13, 2008:

    Oh, okay. Then, you have my sympathies. I will endure your Noltes and your Buseys. Just this once.

    Reply from JackTheRIFFER on May 14, 2008:

    Bill, you better not be kidding! I want a riff of “The Devil’s Rejects” so bad!

  • 2 MikeP on May 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    I wonder if Casu Marzu la Nolte would be any good.

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  • 3 Katiespana on May 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Bill. Seriously. Why must you egg him on?? It just invites him to delve into the darker recesses of his brain and well… we all wind up losing in the end, now don’t we?

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  • 4 Onil on May 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Weird cosmic coincidence. Those are the two vegetables I had with my dinner tonight.

    If we end up dreaming the same dreams of blood tonight, Bill, then it’s dogs and cats living together mass hysteria time.

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  • 5 RemmieBarrow on May 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Who would want to to crossbreed Nick Nolte with anything? Now crossbreeding with Gary Bussey, that would be something to see.

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  • 6 Darth Chimay on May 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    You could always cross the veggie with Keanu… you wouldn’t have to do any photoshopping!

    ZING!

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  • 7 Brian O. on May 13, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Wait, but what of Brocciflower? WHAT OF BROCCIFLOWER???

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  • 8 ms chii on May 13, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    this means…..WAR!
    somebody has too much free time on their hands.

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