…Wanted to wish you a “rockin” weekend, and to thank everybody for the thoughtful cards and letters regarding the state of his hair.
The latest word is that after staging a rebellion and trying to escape from his skull, Axl’s hair has been recaptured, braided with a combination of ballistic Nylon and Kevlar strands and secured in place with surgical staples. In the next few months, a team of dermatological experts and engineers will attempt to re-introduce Axl’s rogue hair to his skull. We’ll keep you posted.
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1 The Professor on May 16, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Gosh, he’s pretty.
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2 Courtney on May 16, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Ginger cornrows aren’t a look anyone should try.
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Reply from Scooter on May 16, 2008:
don’t you mean corn-Rose
Reply from Onil on May 17, 2008:
Axl wants you to look at the bigger picture. Nothing compliments red corn-Rose (Thanks, Scooter) like an electric yellow shirt.
3 RemmieBarrow on May 16, 2008 at 6:57 pm
It’s not saying much, but he looks better than his career.
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4 Casey on May 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Maizerows…
How can he expect us to have a “rocking weekend” without at least a decade of produ… planning?
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5 Hugh on May 16, 2008 at 8:37 pm
That’s a face I’d buy a dirty t-shirt from.
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6 Chris D. on May 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Are those Skittles™ stuck in his hair?
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7 Lord-z on May 16, 2008 at 10:18 pm
His hair will not return until there is Chinese Democracy!
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Reply from Kleenex on May 17, 2008:
My inside sources tell me Chinese Democracy will be released on the same day as Duke Nukem Forever.
Reply from MikeP on May 17, 2008:
Chinese Democracy the political system, or Chinese Democracy the album: which will arrive first?
8 Stacia on May 16, 2008 at 10:59 pm
He’s got the Bonaduce glint in his eyes.
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9 ms chii on May 17, 2008 at 9:00 am
white boys do NOT look good in strange hairstyles, thank u very much! boys gone REALLY bad.
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10 R.A. Roth on May 17, 2008 at 10:55 am
Axl Rose is still rumbling away the miles on the Night Train, never to return to that Sweet Child of (His) called Fame (I threw in a little David Bowie for a touch of class).
Randy
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11 Ben on May 17, 2008 at 1:20 pm
He looks like the evil Reggae mirror universe version of William Katt (The Greatest American Hero)
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12 Mr. Slick on May 17, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Danny Bonaduce The Next Generation!
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13 Natureboy (Ken) on May 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
OH crap….Psychlos do exist! Anybody got a spare copy of Dianetics so that I may protect myself?
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14 Rob T Firefly on May 19, 2008 at 6:39 am
So that’s where cabbies get their beaded seat cushions.
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15 Is hair of Axl Rose of Guns N Rose braided with Nylon and Kevlar strands? | heavymetalmusic.biz on May 20, 2008 at 8:27 am
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16 Kim Willaman on Jun 3, 2008 at 11:26 am
This is what happens when you regularly consume meth/crack cocktails.
Hair plugs rarely end up looking good, but to then accentuate how bad they are by adding cornrows… MUST be the drugs.
For his sake, I hope a very good friend of his (or even some random weirdo) yanks them out at the root.
Bad decisions all around. (shudder)
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17 rgreenhill on Jun 9, 2008 at 1:28 am
What a total dip-s**t, I’d like to run up on this d**k licker and give him a good ole country ass wipin!!
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