You’re drooling, aren’t you. Unless you’re a vegan - which is just fine - there’s no better way to get close to your dinner than to catch it, cook it and celebrate its passing with Tobasco, sweet potato fries and a cold IPA. If I were you, I’d log off, grab a rod and get out there before I land them all. And no, I won’t tell you where I fish.
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1 Chris Hanel on May 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Not like there’s lack of options in Minnesota, but I gotta go with Prior Lake for my fishing of choice.
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2 Hugh on May 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
You know, with you guys, I can never tell when something’s a Photoshop and when it’s not.
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3 Cubicle Gangster on May 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Them vegans don’t know what they’re missing… They will never know the joy of spending hours on a lake waiting for a big piece of bean curd to take the bait, having to struggle and reel it’s bean-curd-y body in, gut it… they’ll never know…
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4 MSTJedi on May 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I’m all about the fishing - just not the gutting. I’m a catch-and-release guy. In other words, I’m willing to jab a sharp metal object into a fish’s lip, but when blood comes into the picture, I’m no longer up for the sport.
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5 Natureboy (Ken) on May 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Nice minnow Kevin…..Now, seriously, show us the fish you caught using that bait.
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Reply from Kevin Murphy on May 18, 2008:
I have a trick, you know: hold the fish out away from me so the scale increases. Works every time.
-kwm
Reply from MikeP on May 18, 2008:
It also makes your fingers look like huge.
Reply from Joshdg on May 19, 2008:
Actually, Kevin, the increased scale thing is a myth.
No matter how far you hold the fish away from your body, it will always have the same number of scales.
Reply from Natureboy (Ken) on May 19, 2008:
Kevin,
I see your logic….so it looks like shad, but it is really just a minnow. Got it! Thanks!
6 MikeP on May 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I’m with you on the Tabasco, sweet-potato fries, and IPA (Keith’s if you’ve got it, Kevin). You can have all of the fish, though. Perhaps a nice fetal duck egg, instead?
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7 Queen Bee on May 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
This picture, actually, answers a long-held question for me: “Does Kevin wear his skull ring while fishing?”
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Reply from Walter on May 18, 2008:
Or his skull shirt…
8 Amanda on May 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
You’re gonna need more than just that one. It’s funny you should post this today. My husband and son just left for a little evening fishing. Did you photoshop that fish’s eye?
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Reply from Kevin Murphy on May 18, 2008:
No Photoshopping - you’re looking at the reason they call it a walleye.
-kwm
9 RemmieBarrow on May 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Is there a size limit?
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Reply from RemmieBarrow on May 18, 2008:
Or a limit of how many you can catch?
10 Tork_110 on May 18, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Now slap somebody with it! Heh heh.
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11 Lord Bob on May 18, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I nominate Fish for the next guest riffer.
After all, you’d only have to pay him… scale! Hey-o! Wakka-wakka-wakka voip! And so on.
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12 C-Nug on May 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I don’t understand. What part of it do you get bacon from?
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Reply from Melman on May 19, 2008:
The bacon part.
13 Ben on May 19, 2008 at 5:42 am
Kind of a mutated looking fish there. Is this lake somewhere near a nuclear power plant perhaps?
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14 Casey on May 19, 2008 at 5:54 am
It’s Kevroy!…Kevroy…. Kevroy.
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15 Libby on May 19, 2008 at 6:14 am
It does have a sort of unearthly glow to it that made me wonder about photoshopping. But then, looking closely at the left edge of your person, you do too. Kevin, are you an entity that only exists in photoshop and/or part walleye?
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16 Rob T Firefly on May 19, 2008 at 6:20 am
Abe Vigoda, ladies and gentlemen!
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17 Tork_110 on May 19, 2008 at 6:46 am
(SLAP)
I want an answer!
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18 Courtney on May 19, 2008 at 7:34 am
I want very much to never again come to this site and see the headline “Want some?” It makes me very confused and scared.
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19 Barry on May 19, 2008 at 8:32 am
now ur hands has a flavor too
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Reply from wurwolf on May 19, 2008:
LOLS
20 R.A. Roth on May 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
Silly man, everyone knows you need TWO fish for the first stanza of the fish slap dance!
Randy
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