…Because there can never be enough Me Saying Stuff.
The lovely and gracious Mary Beth Ellis — a.k.a. Lady Kenobi here in RifftraxLand — interviewed myself and the Satellite News guys last night. I talked too much. Here’s a link:
(The British sounding woman who does the ID bumps will someday be the voice of my Computer, and perform the world-will-self-destruct countdown in case I ever need it. [Don't push me, man!])
And for those who are interested in none of the above, let me try to salvage some entertainment value out of this post for you. Enjoy this picture of the world’s largest Jolly Green Giant statue, in Blue Earth, Minnesota:
I’ve stood exactly where that wee human in the picture is standing. If you ever find yourself in that same spot, a word to the wise: do NOT look up. (shudders)







11 responses so far ↓
1 Libby on May 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill. What have YEARS of men clad in revealing togas prancing through bad movie after bad move been trying to TELL you?!
Never. Look. Up.
2 Darth Chimay on May 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Yeah, I didn’t want to see his Jolly Green Jollies either. It was like standing under two giant English peas.
3 RemmieBarrow on May 21, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Be glad he was not squatting down.
4 Courtney on May 21, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I’m pitching a show to NBC called Bill Says Stuff. You’ll be played by Tom Skeritt.
5 logansclaw87 on May 21, 2008 at 8:03 pm
SO now you know where Sprout hides huh?
6 Kris on May 22, 2008 at 5:12 am
I would watch this show. Get a call into the network!
7 Tim D on May 22, 2008 at 5:15 am
Bill-
Giant, green junk and Hovering Johnsons.
I’m sensing a pattern here.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
8 Ben on May 22, 2008 at 5:38 am
I’d hate to see the helicockter made out of ol’ Jolly’s junk.
9 Queen Bee on May 22, 2008 at 6:37 am
**flutters, for she is ALSO Queen Bee, as Fedora has nicknamed her here on the blog **
It makes me sad to disagree with our post host here, because he called me “lovely and gracious,” but firsthand I must tell you that there is no such thing as Bill Corbett “talking too much.” He is an instant party.
10 Steve-O on May 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Run like hell, small man, for you are in imminent danger of being torn asunder by a powerful, foul wind!
Don’t you know how much frozen broccoli that guy eats?
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