I hereby demand it, in writing, here on this site. Not on your own blog, and not on the site where you and the Originally Original Ones Who Were Present at the Origin hang out.
…Oh, don’t play innocent, missy. You KNOW why.
And please don’t send that big blond goon over to push me around again. He can easily be distracted with a sloppy joe. I now know this.
IN HAPPIER DAYS: MJ Pehl and her manservant / big blond goon / novelty song recording partner, IVAN.
Apologize, Mary Jo Pehl.
I’m going on a turnip-eating strike until you respond. (And yes, it IS a big sacrifice.)