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Personally, Mike…

May 22nd, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 10 Comments

 …I think Indy is looking younger than ever.

Li l Indy

The Hollywood anti-aging regimen — Botox, collagen, sheep glands, and daily sacrifice of virgins — has worked wonders for Indy. This is him before the treatment:

Old Indy

Thank goodness for black magic science!

**UPDATE BY MIKE**

And then when he eats Chinese food and forgets to do his collagen/sheep/virgin regimen,just look at the result.

old indy

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10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on May 23, 2008 at 4:20 am

    Mr. Jones is the greatest Midwestern hero with the most incredible balls since Minnesota Fats. He’s as ageless as his cadaverous, pre-pubescent middle-aged girlfriend.

  • 2 Tim D on May 23, 2008 at 5:50 am

    “The Hollywood anti-aging regimen — Botox, collagen, sheep glands, and daily sacrifice of virgins — has worked wonders for Indy.”

    And don’t forget the radiation from the cellurized phones, the Goat’s Head Soup regimen, and the blood-letting.

  • 3 Queen Bee on May 23, 2008 at 5:54 am

    Ah. He’s discovered the juice of the pineal gland.

  • 4 Courtney on May 23, 2008 at 6:08 am

    He probably also uses the same moisturizer made from infant foreskins as Kylie Minogue uses.

    How I wish I was making up the existence of such a product.

  • 5 suzanne on May 23, 2008 at 7:15 am

    leeches. giant mutant leeches.

    helps keep the skin fresh.

  • 6 Ben on May 23, 2008 at 7:23 am

    That first pic must be from the upcoming movie: “Pre-teen Indy and the Escape from Neverland Ranch”

  • 7 Mr. Slick on May 23, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Mmmm Sheeps Gland, that’s good for stews or freshly squeezed in the morn’in!

  • 8 MikeP on May 23, 2008 at 7:56 am

    I think he’s slowly sucking the life force out of Calista Flockhart. Once he’s done, he’ll discard her spent husk and go after Lucy Liu.

  • 9 Courtney on May 23, 2008 at 8:35 am

    My god. Only the power of Peter MacNichol can stop him now.

  • 10 Hugh on May 23, 2008 at 9:54 am

    I have a virgin regiment of my own, if you know what I mean. Heh, heh, heh.

    …in that I am a virgin.