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Man or Merman?

May 28th, 2008 by · 20 Comments

Do yourself a favor and order your MERMAN fridge ornaments ASAP! These hunkalicious half-fishes are gonna go fast fast FAST!

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Personally, I can’t wait until they make a fridge ornament featuring this Merman!

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So far this has been my Gayest Post Ever, so I’m going to balance it out with some extreme heterosexual manliness!

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There! The LBPs prove that I’m as straight as it gets! [Spits on floor to reinforce point.]

**Mike adds**

Please, help us put a shirt on that thing!

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