Do yourself a favor and order your MERMAN fridge ornaments ASAP! These hunkalicious half-fishes are gonna go fast fast FAST!
Personally, I can’t wait until they make a fridge ornament featuring this Merman!
So far this has been my Gayest Post Ever, so I’m going to balance it out with some extreme heterosexual manliness!
There! The LBPs prove that I’m as straight as it gets! [Spits on floor to reinforce point.]
Please, help us put a shirt on that thing!