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Man or Merman?

May 28th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 20 Comments

Do yourself a favor and order your MERMAN fridge ornaments ASAP! These hunkalicious half-fishes are gonna go fast fast FAST!

DD Magnet Clint 1Magnet BlazeDD Magnet Mr Martini

Personally, I can’t wait until they make a fridge ornament featuring this Merman!

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So far this has been my Gayest Post Ever, so I’m going to balance it out with some extreme heterosexual manliness!

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There! The LBPs prove that I’m as straight as it gets! [Spits on floor to reinforce point.]

**Mike adds**

Please, help us put a shirt on that thing!

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20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 gammer on May 28, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    why do I get the sneaky suspicion that Rip Taylor has the whole collection of those on his ‘ice box’?

  • 2 Courtney on May 28, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    The third merman with his mer-tini (har har) will absolutely be seeing Sex & the City this weekend. He cannot wait.

  • 3 Drew on May 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Ethel Merman…brilliant.

  • 4 Darth Chimay on May 28, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Huh… when did the Village People become the Village Merpeople?

  • 5 Darth Chimay on May 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I’d ask if he was going to wear his Mer-nolo Blahniks, but I don’t know what those are.

  • 6 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on May 28, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Can’t help but think of Zoolander in situations like this:

    http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=98&qid=1062

  • 7 edgewriter on May 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Where is the cop and the indian?

  • 8 RemmieBarrow on May 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    About the time the ice caps started melting. It seems their adapting.

  • 9 ms chii on May 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    oh my. merman….have to wonder about…procreation. …..ugh. bad imgaery. run away!!!!!!!

    i guess merpeople are people too. shouldnt just be limited to swimming in the sea and living large!

    as for shirt idea, i was thinking of designing one that says “im a real man. and i have the leather underpants to prove it. want to see?” something along those lines. might be a wee bit too long in any case….

  • 10 AmandaGal on May 28, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    No such thing as too long when in leather undies. Too bad the forum rimshot graphic doesn’t carry over here.

  • 11 Ben on May 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    No thanks, I will stick to my rigorous Sea Monkey breeding program. I invested my life savings in these things from the back of a 1970s comic book and I will be the Sea Monkey King or by Poseidon I’ll know why!

  • 12 MikeP on May 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    A word of caution: yogurt and Sea Monkeys don’t mix. Don’t ask how I know, but trust me on this.

  • 13 Geena on May 28, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    In your FACE, Mer-men!

    http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080521/tattoo-swayze_l.jpg

  • 14 Take5 on May 28, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Every girl wants to be their pal, every guy wants to be their gal… or something.

  • 15 GMaupin on May 29, 2008 at 7:10 am

    All this is very enlightening, but what real women want is – The Baconizer!

    http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/05/its-a-wonderful.html

  • 16 ms chii on May 29, 2008 at 7:33 am

    awesome. ill have to get right on it….after i finish watching more riffing. ;)

    i’d probably modify it to something like im a real man and i have the leather underpants to prove it.
    then the graphic would show the LBP. LOL!

    or another one would be a man isnt a man unless he’s got LBP. :) (include pictures here)

  • 17 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 8:44 am

    It doesn’t so much look like Swayze as it does Gordon Ramsay. But I salute the sentiment.

  • 18 RoninFox on May 29, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    Who else was disappointed this guy wasn’t included?

    http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/RoninFox/mer-man.jpg

    The only true Mer-Man!

  • 19 Eric on May 31, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    It’s looks-ism, I tell ya!

  • 20 Greg on Dec 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    I was in Monterey at a gift shop on Cannery Row today when I saw this:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/thechances/3107571067/

    What’ s the world coming to?