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Stupid Comments Wanted!

May 29th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 130 Comments

This morning I watched, as I do most mornings, a youtube video of a chimpanzee racing a Navy Seal through an obstacle course. The Seal won. Now you’d think that if there’s one thing that could bring people together, to get them to embrace one another as brother and sister, it would be the sight of a monkey running an obstacle course and losing. (It certainly made me love my fellow man.) But this is the internet. Even this simple video unleashed a torrent of white hot anger, rage, hate, spittle, vomit, ear wax, death threats, and bone shattering stupidity in the form of, literally, thousands of viewer comments.

So here is my challenge: below is the most innocuous video I could come up with. It is my firm belief that it is not possible for any human being to make stupider comments than those that accompanied the chimp video. FIND A WAY! GO!

Extra points for creative misspellings, bizarre non sequiturs, and of course harsh and pointed criticisms of the other commenters (though unlike the youtube folks, it’d be great if you could keep it clean, please.)

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130 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ninjew on May 29, 2008 at 9:11 am

    OH MY GOD!!

    500 Cable channels, 100,000 movies on Netflix, billions of torrent files and finally – FINALLY – there’s something good on to watch!

    THIS is what’s been missing from Cannes all these years. THIS is what Spielberg and Scorsese have strived to create, but never could.

    To hell with amusing puns such as “a ripping yarn”, “I can’t wait to scarf this down”, or “needle-less to say”. This is art at it’s finest.

    I defy YOU, Mike Nelson, to riff this magnificent triumph of cinematic elegance.

    Such work MUST remain untouched.

    Go ahead and spew your comedic one-liners upon this masterpiece.

    I DARE YOU.

  • 2 Ariel on May 29, 2008 at 9:11 am

    OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference. About how nice it is to be a PROMISCUOUS man.
    I OBJECT TO ITS CLEARLY SEXUAL OVERTONES! ALSO? It clearly has links to Al qaeda.

  • 3 The Cutter on May 29, 2008 at 9:23 am

    ZOMG youse knits fagg00tt!!!!111!!zz

  • 4 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Since I do little all day but leave rageful, obscene posts on YouTube videos, I’ll give it the old college try:

    “WTF, DUDE?!?! YOURE NITTING COLORS ARE TEH GAY AND SO ARE YOU!!! AND YOURE TECHNIKUE SUX!!!!!!! BITE MY NOB!!!!!!?!?!?!!!?!!?!!?!%^#$% AZZZZHOLE!?!?!ZR;GK AGTJBNVGLB” PAUL/GRAVEL 2008 FTW!!?!!> :>)

  • 5 Matt B on May 29, 2008 at 9:31 am

    Wow. I think Bill’s been my opponent in every online game that I’ve every played.

  • 6 Barry on May 29, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Leeerooooooyyyy Jenkinnnnnnsss!

    On a side note, I didn’t watch the video. I feel like the best lame comments come from those who have zero clue what the topic of conversation is.

  • 7 Ninjew on May 29, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Bill, I expected better of you.

    Yours has always been the most highbrow of humour, and to bring yourself down to the gutter level of this rabble is truely beneath you

    I give you the chance to redeem yourself.

    Don’t disappoint.

  • 8 Chris on May 29, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Yes… needlepoint… go on…. loop that yarn.. yes…slower… slooooower…. yes that’s how I like it… Yes, make that afghan for daddy…

  • 9 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 9:41 am

    HAHAHA!!! You bunch of idyots!!!!! LIBERRALS@!!! YOU got to l3ad off with the left hand FIRST!!! Every gay knows THAT about backwards nittign1!!! I BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNO W HOW TO PURL THAT !!! I BET% YOU VOT FOR OBAMA!!! TOOL!!! CRACKER LUVR!!! and on tiop of thyat, you’rte knitting a flag of SRI LANKA!!! TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!! stupid flaggot.

  • 10 Ariel on May 29, 2008 at 9:41 am

    SEE????

  • 11 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 9:42 am

    MUNCH MY $%^#$%^, $%&%$ &#%tT W%T &^%FACE!!!PAUL/GRAVEL 2008 FTW!!?!!> :>)

    …I do hope that is more acceptable, sir.

    respectfully, etc.

    B. Corbett, Wexfordshire-on-Heath

  • 12 donald theodore kerabatsos on May 29, 2008 at 9:48 am

    I am the walrus?

  • 13 Shawn on May 29, 2008 at 9:53 am

    That poor yarn was probbally KILLED so u could knit it into a ugly SWEATER!!!!! U guys dont know how bad the knitting indestry really is!!!!! And all of u guys saying FAG needs to grow up and GET A LIFE instead of writing down hateful words on youtube all day!!!!!

  • 14 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Family Guy is better than South Park.

    See that’s layered, because it’s both idiotic AND for some reason a comment on every YouTube thread I’ve ever seen. What do I win?

  • 15 falcon75 on May 29, 2008 at 9:55 am

    DOOD WTF??!!?IM LIKE ALL SHOCKED AND JUNK THAT KIND OF STUF GETS ON THE NET LIKE DUSNT ANYONE WATCH THIS AND GO LIKE WTF? WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE POOR SHEEP THAT ARE LIKE WALKING AROUND COLD WITHOUT THERE WOOL? ANIMAL CREULTY SUX!! BE L33T LIKE ME AND TOTALLY SPEAK OUT AGINST KNITTING!! OH YEAH AND HILLARY ROXERS MY BOXERS!!

  • 16 mathey on May 29, 2008 at 9:57 am

    omg its my mom she s nitting my sweater for crismas do not make fun of her or u will be sorry i am a black belt and i have a gun like tehy use in matrix and i have a gf in hawaii who is a model who has a restraning order aginst me so be careful what u say

  • 17 Mike Nelson on May 29, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I luv u Kelly! Don’t lizten 2 the haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ! !

  • 18 mathey on May 29, 2008 at 9:59 am

    i m going to find u and teach u teh meaning of los

  • 19 Conor Lastowka on May 29, 2008 at 10:04 am

    DENTAL PLAN!

  • 20 Ninjew on May 29, 2008 at 10:07 am

    (sigh)

    How all of you fail to see the impact that this short film makes boggles the mind.

    Thankfully Kevin Murphy has the wisdom to avoid making crude and hurtful comments about this marvel of modern filmmaking.

    Mike, Bill, Conor, shame on you.

    Take Kevin’s lead here. Enjoy art for art’s sake.

  • 21 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 10:09 am

    “Take Kevin’s lead here. Enjoy art for art’s sake.”

    KEVVIN IS AN AL QUIDA HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!PAUL/GRAVEL 2008 FTW!!?!!> :>)

  • 22 Deldobuss on May 29, 2008 at 10:14 am

    So, sheez one of thoze HI and MIGHTY Knitterz huh? 2 Good for Crochet? What iz wrong w/a hook? Huh? Man, I cnt stand knitterz.

    Hookz FREVAH!!!

  • 23 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Mike Mike Mike Mike, you spelled “haters” wrong. It’s spelled “h8rzzz.” And there need to be some 1s scattered in your exclamation points. You’re close though. So close.

  • 24 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 10:19 am

    U just want to p00p all over our troops overseez. I”LL SHO U THE MAENING OF CROSS-STITCHING!

  • 25 Mike Nelson on May 29, 2008 at 10:20 am

    I suck.

    (eye sux…? aye suhk..? Help me out here…)

    !!!!…?

  • 26 Gamera on May 29, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Monkey farts knitting seal OMG ROTFL!

  • 27 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 10:23 am

    U GOT serVED!!! I bet u even hate GOD!!! GOD HATER ACLU LIBERAL!!!! CEREAL ABORSHIONIST!!! U just take ur milley cyrus luvvin’ butt back to JERUSALEM!!!

  • 28 Finchstalker on May 29, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I’ll give it a shot…

    “god how boring, only old ppl nit GO GET UR SOCAL SECURTY CHEK IN UR NORSING HOEM N USE IT TO BY A SCARF NSTEAAD OF WAISTING R TIEM WITH UR STUPID NITING!!! Srsly y wuld u nit when u can by it?? Retrad.”

  • 29 Rob T Firefly on May 29, 2008 at 10:25 am

    I think the phrase you’re looking for is “i r teh sux0rz lololol.”

  • 30 Rob T Firefly on May 29, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Lisa needs braces!

  • 31 Mike Nelson on May 29, 2008 at 10:26 am

    bill tilden lives!

  • 32 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 10:31 am

    A true net commenter never says die! (and when they do, they spell it “dye” unless they’re saying “dying” then they spell it “dieing”) Never admit defeat, never own up to your suckiness. WE are the ones that suck. It’s never them. The appropriate response would have been:

    “fck u cornty ur an idoit dont tell me hao to splel!1!! lulz!”

  • 33 ZachDaniel on May 29, 2008 at 10:32 am

    That garter stitch knitting is peaceful and serene.

  • 34 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 10:33 am

    how daer u tell MICHAEL JEREMIAH NELSON how 2 be?!?!

  • 35 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 10:34 am

    cadmium is similar to zinc!

  • 36 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 10:39 am

    idyot! Cadmium is a impurity of zinc!!! HAHAHAHA!!! bet u don’t evn kno how many isotopes it has. NOOB!!!

  • 37 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 10:46 am

    it’s backward stitching, idiot.

  • 38 Silky on May 29, 2008 at 10:48 am

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    KNIT WIT IT GRRL!

  • 39 Rob T Firefly on May 29, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I’D KNIT IT.

  • 40 Silky on May 29, 2008 at 10:55 am

    i luld!

  • 41 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 10:55 am

    suck it darth chimney ur stupid! i DO WHAT I WANT!1!

  • 42 JoshWay on May 29, 2008 at 11:05 am

    NOW THAT U SAW THIS VIDEO YOU ARE CURSED. U MUST FORWARD THIS VIDEO TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW OR BARACK OBAMA WILL BECOME PRESIDENT AND GET RID OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

    GEORGE BUSH CONTROLS GLOBAL WARMING FROM A LABORATORY BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE.

    THE BOSTON TEA PARTY WAS AN INSIDE JOB. VISIT BOSTONTEATRUTH.COM.

    MAY I ALSO RECOMMEND MY HOT WEBCAM.

  • 43 mathey on May 29, 2008 at 11:24 am

    reported!!

  • 44 dave-0 on May 29, 2008 at 11:24 am

    mye flo iz betr dan ne1’s on hre! i rulzzz!!!!1111!!!!

  • 45 Fortis on May 29, 2008 at 11:28 am

    WutS ena naME? THTwitchwii cllA RoSE BYE ne udder naME wood smLL as SwEET!!!!!11!!!!!1!11!1!1!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!1111234567!!!!4 8 15 16 23 42!!!!!!

  • 46 Libby on May 29, 2008 at 11:30 am

    d4RtH cHiMaY u hoR itz nitting nOt xxx-shticing

    lololllolllllololl

  • 47 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 11:34 am

    COMMIES!!!! u take ur nitting and stitching back to ur liberal god-hating collectives. women don’t know nothing about KNIT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

  • 48 Finchstalker on May 29, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    PIX PLZ

  • 49 Roper on May 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    wtF? IM FLAGGIN this sic sh*t theirz no place 4 swords fites on utube@!

  • 50 MikeP on May 29, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    OT

    Does any one here know how to get a mp3 of elephants havening sex

    its for a school project i half to do for school

  • 51 Scooter on May 29, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    for your sake I hope you aren’t the walrus at the end of this
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vD9_mFEDFMs

  • 52 Scooter on May 29, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    if I had a time machine, I’d go back to 11:00am, because I had the same idea for a comment, but now mine is not original

  • 53 Brian T on May 29, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    N1ttinng is for homos and also Bill, wy isyor thign not out yet? I wait for you to have xfile comments and I cannt buy tehm. are there more? you shod do Coyotee Ugly. HAHAHA.

  • 54 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    a/s/l?

  • 55 Neb on May 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    I find the tone of these comments a sad indication of the sinking level of education in our poor benighted Western World. Don’t you people have anything better to do than hurl bile at what is obviously an attempt to educate the masses in the art of a useful handicraft?! You’re just so hateful and horrible! Why don’t you get off your 27-sided (or whatever) dice or drop your force-feedback joysticks and put down the text-messaging devices and actually DO SOMETHING like the poor person in the video, who is probably crying inconsolably in her self-decorated home studio even now.

    Oh, and be sure to visit my site for quick insurance quotes!
    http://www.WinkynetLtdLLC.net

  • 56 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    She is very pretty. I saw her picture and profile on seekingrichplayboys.com. I had no idea she was like that!

  • 57 ShutterBun on May 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    OMGWTFBBQ U dont no $hit abut nitting U purled wen U shudda nitted U FAGGORTZ. Pfft…reverse stockinette iz all rong for dat kind ov yarn NEwayz, stoopid. Next tyme try moss n seed stichez unless U R sew stupid U think U kan make a doo-rag outta boucle’ …..dumass.

    signed: da prince of wales

  • 58 Neb on May 29, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    She knits AND she’s pretty? Wah! I’m jealous!

  • 59 Onil on May 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Jezuz your knitting technique is teh suxxor.

    Dane Cook rulez!

  • 60 Neb on May 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Wow…irate text-ese knit-lingo. You, shutterBun, are an artiste! I’m ROFLOL (is that right?) :-D

    Well, I laughed out loud, anyway.

  • 61 Sampo on May 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    F**KING ROSIE GRIER! WHAT A HOMO! RAY MILLAND THINSK U R TEH SUCK;

  • 62 Onil on May 29, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    You mean every game you’ve ever lost. FUcking n00b.

  • 63 j on May 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    oh man, i thought we were supposed to leave the comments on the actual video page, shit.

  • 64 Brian T on May 29, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    You’ve gone too far. Get out of my hourly distraction from work!

  • 65 ShutterBun on May 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    scoter U dumass tha tim mashine blog wuz lik a munth agoo U R 2 late!1!!!!1one! U shuld get a tim mashine juts so U kan go back and tell urself not to eben pots that U LOZER!11!!! PWND.

  • 66 The Professor on May 29, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I’m feeling quite left out. I never read comments on YouTube and I’m not “hip” or “with it” with the lingo the kids use these days. Having said that, I have enjoyed reading all the submissions immensely. Oh, and my daughter says “tits or GTFO”. I’m unclear if she’s referring to me (disturbing) or the rest of you.

  • 67 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    y don’t u just take ur aclu-lovin’ butt and SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! it’s ‘causa u the terrorists have already won.

    btw, dear friend, i am seeking some financial help. the king of nigeria has died and left a fortune to you of 10 pounds. howwever, this money is tied up in the bank and we would like to take from you a sum of 500,000 of your dollars so that you too make partake in this fortune. please submit your name, bank account, mother’s maiden name, blood type, and a stool sample at your ealiest convenience.

  • 68 Courtney on May 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    u can all stfu!1! gossup grl is the best sho evr and u no it UR JST JELUSS!

  • 69 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    “Oh, and my daughter says “tits or GTFO”.”

    Careful! Kevin might see this.

  • 70 Bill Corbett on May 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Ah, well played.

  • 71 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    ur just sayinn’ that cause u think ur related to a MONKEY!!! tell me this then, how come their r still monkeyz?!?! HMMM?!?! and how come u aren’t smell ur butt like a monkey?

    irrefutable.

  • 72 RemmieBarrow on May 29, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    That was still better than “Speed Racer”.

  • 73 Erik on May 29, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Haha Fun Site !

    Vote for me and pass this onto 10 friends or u will have bad luck in ur love life LOLz!!!

    http://www.clickthisandgetaviruslol.com

  • 74 Finchstalker on May 29, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Daughter of The Professor here, and to clarify, I meant it as a video comment, not as a demand of either my mother or the good people of Rifftrax.

    BCUZ OMG KNITING IS SO HAWT LOLOLOL!!11!!!111eleven!!

  • 75 Kris on May 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    OMFG, MIKE SUX, JOEL 4EVAHHHHHH LOLZ, PWNED111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

  • 76 ms chii on May 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    ill have your people get back to my people and then we’ll talk the talk and say “where you been all my life, sugar doll?”

  • 77 RemmieBarrow on May 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Ok, so that comment was not misspelled or anything, but give me a brake, that slow rhythmic knitting hypnotised me into spelling correctly.

  • 78 Neb on May 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    AHA! You’re the annoying neekerbreeker who’s always “commenting” on my blog! Curse you and the horse you rode in on!

  • 79 TiMo*~*420 on May 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    lol get a live dumbass

  • 80 Darth Chimay on May 29, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Tee hee. You said tits.

  • 81 Attaturk on May 29, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    YOR NITTING A COFFEYAH. WINGNUT TERRIST LOVN MURICA HATIN LIBRAL LUZERS!!!

    I’M BOYCOTING DUNKIN DONUTS.

    P3WNED!

  • 82 OMFG! TS SOOOO GAY!!!!!11!!!!1!! ths wat u get 4 mace rixing u dmmasss!!!!!! on May 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    …u see wat i did tere

    lol

  • 83 455/-/47 on May 29, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    how do you knit backwards?

  • 84 FAKE! on May 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    its shopped

  • 85 Axnollouse on May 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Did you know you can get real money for knitting things! I didn’t until I went to this site:

    http://www.knittingformoney.com/

    Wow!

  • 86 Chris D. on May 29, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    just loOk at teh TV in the bkd. lol!!! this persun sint’ EVEN watchin’ it what a waste of enNrgy what a f*ckn mORon!!!!!!

  • 87 Matt on May 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    nO wAy HOMO, MIke rulZ joel gots fird cuz ofhiz Meth problm. that&he is a stoopid COMMIE HOMO NAZI LIBRUL!!1! IF any1 sux its bill corbit. John wienstein was a way bettter CROW! and I’mnot drunk and if u say I am ill comesmash thiz bottul of seagrams over ur dumbazz head

  • 88 Melman on May 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Wow, I actually clicked that link. I don’t know what I was expecting, but I feel so stupid now.

  • 89 Melman on May 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    I can tell because of the pixels.

  • 90 Hugh on May 29, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    TAKE OFF UR SHIRT

  • 91 Liberty on May 29, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    As a knitter – I’d like to add that while I feel it was a brave move to demonstrate knitting backwards; her choice of soundtrack is a bit lacking. Also there are a few continuity errors in the plot. Some times she loops front to back and other times back to front. What does it all mean?

  • 92 Stacia on May 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    You never heard of the knitting wanks of the past, have you? The wars on which is the most earth-friendly fiber, knitting versus crochet, whether one can sell something they knit from a pattern without breaking copyright… Just search for “knitting wank” and behold the insanity.

    Yarn brings out the crazy in everyone. I mean, just look at what it does to cats.

  • 93 torgosPizza on May 29, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    ShutterBun, that was hilarious. Urs shuld win. Srsly.

  • 94 Scooter on May 29, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    这足够愚笨

  • 95 Take5 on May 29, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    V.I. LENIN!!!

  • 96 Take5 on May 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Looking for a hot date tonight? Check out my website… I’m waiting for you, lover!
    http://www.insert spam site here].com

  • 97 Take5 on May 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    wll plyed?? u r teh n00bz0rz lololol

    i ply wrld of wrcrft btr!

    u giv meh mai lulz lolololololol

  • 98 RoninFox on May 29, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    nit 1 perl o1e my ass!!1!!!

    only f’n nOObs knit, crosstitch FTW!

  • 99 ShutterBun on May 30, 2008 at 2:15 am

    Is it sad that I get the “pixels” joke here?

  • 100 ShutterBun on May 30, 2008 at 2:17 am

    “Tits or GTFO”

    Kevin is one of the few males who can comply with either… (though the latter is generally prefered)

  • 101 ShutterBun on May 30, 2008 at 2:18 am

    FTW!!!!

  • 102 Samuel on May 30, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Hey ugly fingers. Manicure much? Obviously not.

  • 103 Samuel on May 30, 2008 at 2:24 am

    (We should totally post these comments to the original video! She’ll love the attention. All women love the attention.)

  • 104 mrbasehart on May 30, 2008 at 3:21 am

    fucken nazis

  • 105 mooshakes on May 30, 2008 at 5:24 am

    This is so faked! My grandma won the WCSADKO (World Cup Semi Annual Demolition Knit Off) in 58′ AND 62′ and she told me this video is faked, no one can knit like that, her casting is all wrong and you can see at frame 230 where the video OBVIOUSLY jumps to hide the fact THAT SHE IS A LIAR!

    Plus my grandma’s knitting group knows this lady’s daughters’s nephew’s son, and he doesn’t even know how to crochet, a family of FAILURE!

  • 106 Casey on May 30, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Must have installed the camera in her naval.

  • 107 Heather on May 30, 2008 at 7:09 am

    OMG nit 1 perl 2?!>!! this is nothing but anti-lowse CGIist popragenda U SHOULD B ASHAMED OF URSELF!!!!11!!!! learn how 2 argue srlsy.

  • 108 Geena on May 30, 2008 at 8:08 am

    FIRST!!!

  • 109 Rob III on May 30, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Hilary Clinten in teh white-hizzy.

  • 110 Clint on May 30, 2008 at 10:12 am

    LOL YOUR NITTING SUX!!!!!!!1 GET A LIFE A55H01E.

    WHO HEAR WANT RO PLAY SOME HALO!

  • 111 Ben on May 30, 2008 at 10:45 am

    If only that were yarn she were knitting instead of her own pubic hair…

  • 112 Libby on May 30, 2008 at 11:43 am

    knitting nitting needles mst3k mystery science theater threek three-thousand 3000 mike nelson bill corbett kevin murphey murphy crow joel scuba diving sharks money sports george bush iraq anime manga japanimation xxx football dragonball z sex sailor moon naruto naked lebron james lol omg will farrell torgo is a the and pokemon avatar wwf wrestling stupid car crash funniest videos funny office nbc fox simpsons crazy pineapple

  • 113 The Professor on May 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Brilliant!

  • 114 Kris on May 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

  • 115 Andrew on May 30, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Doh, didn’t realize I was supposed to be witty HERE. I instead commented on the actual YouTube page. Oh well, they’ll get over it.

  • 116 James Shearhart on May 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    LAST!!

  • 117 suzanne on May 30, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    ftw lol!!!!!!ELEVEN

  • 118 C-Nug on May 31, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    i hav 2 cut my toenailes

  • 119 camcat on Jun 1, 2008 at 9:22 am

    U iz teh LOLrus! sans bukket

  • 120 Jacob_Taylor on Jun 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    FAIL!!!!!!!!!

    LOLWUT!

    I have no idea what I’m typing

  • 121 Krista on Jun 1, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    DoN’t be hatinZ on jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    Dem stichin girlz iz da bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )
    u no it BOo
    [url=http://www.glitter-graphics.com][img]http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/4/4649rgir3jytot.gif[/img][/url]

    GLiTTer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 122 *facepalm* on Jun 2, 2008 at 12:24 am

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  • 123 Queen Bee on Jun 2, 2008 at 5:35 am

    RON PAUL!!!1!!1!!!!!11!!!1

  • 124 Heather on Jun 2, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Is this meant to look like Patrick Stewart?

  • 125 Invisible Cracker Mom on Jun 11, 2008 at 6:21 am

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  • 126 Знакомства on Jun 22, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Вот елки палки

  • 127 Бизнес Статьи on Jun 25, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    И как в таком случае поступить?

  • 128 VotImmorcemew on Jul 2, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Очень понравился ваш блог! Подписался на rss. Буду регулярно читать.

  • 129 Alielaextelia on Jul 12, 2009 at 5:50 am

    Впадло смотреть …
    50/50 смотреть можно

  • 130 coapleweacradly on Sep 22, 2009 at 8:05 am

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