35 responses so far ↓

• 1 Hugh on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm

  As soon as I saw the post’s title on Twitter, I knew that I would see the shining face of Joey Pants the moment I clicked on it. So I clicked on it.

• 2 Queen Shadowrama on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:22 pm

  Tsk, tsk Bill…I know everyone’s hopped up on this new reciting the alphabet fad, but you could have least shown a bit more respect for the master of them all – sweet, delicious bacon! That has got to be the most unappealing plate of bacon I have ever seen. It’s rivaling Shane’s face in terms of gross out factor!

  I mean c’mon – burnt on the edges, not fully cooked in some places…that is not the condition one expects from the Lord of all Meats! In the future, I expect you to post pictures properly befitting the world’s greatest meat product…

• 3 Jeremy H on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:49 pm

  I know you may hear people say this all the time, but i have a movie that you guys MUST see. The Movie is called Hard Rock Zombie. the editing is so bad it makes you think that you are watching four really bad movies, and the a few “music” videos thrown in, a weird family that i think was the inspiration for House of 1000 Corpses, oh and nazis. i would really like to see you guys try to tackle this one. There is some nudity and language in it so i doubt it would make Film Crew Standards. If you do ever get a chance to watch it, please let me know what you guys think of it

• 4 G-Force on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:49 pm

  If you put ll of those ingredients together, you get one hell of sandwich…

• 5 G-Force on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:49 pm

  If you put all of those ingredients together, you get one hell of sandwich…

• 6 G-Force on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:50 pm

  oops…

• 7 G-Force on Jun 4, 2008 at 11:51 pm

  there should really be an edit post feature here, so folks like me can have a fighting chance…

• 8 Barry on Jun 5, 2008 at 1:58 am

  Joey Pants needs ur lurvs!

• 9 Yanni on Jun 5, 2008 at 4:21 am

  hmm, there’s got to be a way to combine these pictures in a logical way to achieve the ultimate photograph…

• 10 jonnyfrag on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:18 am

  Dude…that bacon looks awesome….man I am so hungry……

• 11 Walter on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:31 am

  Somebody please photoshop this RIGHT NOW!!!!

• 12 Onil on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:33 am

  You’re also forgetting that you, Bill Corbett, are supposed to be holding more Q & A sessions with us, your adoring fans. Thx.

  Now dance for us, monkey!!

• 13 jonnyfrag on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:04 am

  I started to mix all these together and it fouled my soul…the killing factor was putting the horrible mouth onto the robot monkey…..

• 14 andrew on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:16 am

  I am ashamed of myself. I couldn’t be sure it was indeed Mr. Pants, and had to check the filename to be certain.

  After all, he’s not wearing a kicky beret!

• 15 Bill Corbett on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:25 am

  “Now dance for us, monkey!!”

  You’re ON!

  (tappity-tap-tap-tap…)

  …OK, I’m exhausted from my monkey-dancing. But yeah, I’ll do another Q & A soon. I just always fear that it will kind of repeat stuff you Rifftrax experts already know, though.

• 16 Kevin Murphy on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:38 am

  Huh? Whu? What time is it? Wha’d I miss?

• 17 Tork_110 on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:37 am

  Ever put a slice of bacon on your lip to have a bacon mustache?

• 18 Onil on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:50 am

  Sadly that would be the only mustache I can have as I have a severe lack of mustache growing skills. It’s rather pathetic actually.

• 19 Onil on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:54 am

  If we ever start to get too repetitive with our questions, you can always just make catty remarks about your fellow riffers or the crew of the old Edmundnic Fitzgeraldmatic.

• 20 suzanne on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:08 am

  i hear the kansas buffalo makes a hell of a bacon.

  i’m officially starting a comment protest until conor reveals the most awesome state quarter. so for every post from now on, i will reply with vague state quarter references and why conor is such a tard.

• 21 Tim on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:09 am

  Isn’t it interesting that a guy referred to as Joey “Pants” is known mostly for his love of hats?

  (This is aside from the fact that Joey is also known for having one of the highest male voices in the known world.)

• 22 Adam on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:34 am

  That’s not a very appetizing bacon photo. And that’s a sentence I never thought I’d utter.

  It could just be that the proximity to Joey Pants makes it pale in comparison, however.

• 23 WildRebel on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:48 am

  Submitted for your approval…. bacon in a can: http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/oh_my_god_6

  Quality wise, I’d imagine it’s no better than Hormels pre-cooked bacon-in-a-box — but hey, this is in a CAN!

• 24 gojikranz on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:50 am

  id like to second the quarter plea. ive been on the edge of m seat since the last round and now i have a permanenet indentation on my ass from the edge! (i have a sharp wooden chair, i know i should have sprund for a pad.)

• 25 Ben on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:44 am

  Among my entertainment industry relics, I have Joey Pants’ hand prints in cement from the premiere of “Cats and Dogs”.

  Don’t ask me why…I think I was trashed on Nyquil and had access to a credit card…

• 26 ms chii on Jun 5, 2008 at 10:03 am

  yes we have missed the cool things: bacon esp. and of course joey pants!!!

• 27 Courtney on Jun 5, 2008 at 10:23 am

  I thought about getting highlights in my hair, and then just decided to glue bacon to my head instead. The boys dig it.

• 28 Propaniac on Jun 5, 2008 at 10:32 am

  I’ve been so confused with the quarter thing being totally absent for MONTHS now and not being able to find any explanation, or even seeing anyone else ask about it. I didn’t want to ask about it because I thought since I didn’t see anyone else asking that everyone else must know what the deal was.

  FWIW, I love the quarter matchups and have missed them sorely.

• 29 Courtney on Jun 5, 2008 at 10:50 am

  Know that if I didn’t actually have stuff to do today, this could have been way better…

  http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/Fantasy-Island-Photograph-C10042195.jpg

• 30 Tim D on Jun 5, 2008 at 11:10 am

  Courtney- I don’t care that it was less than you say that you can do. The Fantasy Island theme was brilliant!!!!!

• 31 Finchstalker on Jun 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  A BOLL WEEVIL! YAY! I missed those little guys!

• 32 RemmieBarrow on Jun 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  At first I thought the robotic chimp was the scariest thing until I looked one picture up from that. I mean, My God, what happened to his teeth???

• 33 Stacia on Jun 5, 2008 at 4:01 pm

  I shamefully admit that I live in Kansas and yet had no idea that our quarter was a buffalo. A buffalo! I guess it’s better than a pair of ruby slippers, but my suggestion — a farmer tilling a field of wheat while dressed as Glinda the Good Witch — was practically laughed at. I ask you.

• 34 Amanda on Jun 5, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  Me too! Though having read every entry since the last quarter offs (in which several states got robbed!) I awaited the grand finale and wondered how I’d missed it and how it never got archived. Thank you Bill for reminding SOMEONE who seems to only have time for the Alphabet now that there are three of us out here still wondering about the quarter off.

  Also, I’m kinda wondering why places like Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands don’t get their own quarters. Maybe these places would WANT to be states if they felt more included once in awhile!

• 35 suzanne on Jun 6, 2008 at 9:16 pm

  you forgot one key element:

  http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2557093267_0df20d38e0.jpg

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