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Dennis Franz Recites the Alphabet

June 5th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 9 Comments

 

Yes, aside from Santa Claus and that guy from Blue’s Clues who people said was dead but turned out not to be, there is no more beloved icon amongst our children than actor Dennis Franz. Here he shows up on Sesame Street to jump on the alphabet reciting bandwagon. Of little help is his “Alphabet Partner” Telly Monster, who interrupts and stammers, no doubt overcome with the sheer wattage of Franz’s aura. Of even less help is Grover, who contemplates suicide throughout the duration of the video. Very weird stuff.

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9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Yanni on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    The whole time I was waiting for Dennis to sucker punch Telly.

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  • 2 RemmieBarrow on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Never mind what Teely or Grover were doing, what’s up with that rabbit-like muppet in the left corner?

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  • 3 Junker on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Who doesn’t love TV’s detective Sipowicz? He’s right up there with TV’s Anthony ‘Tony’ J. Scali, the Commish.

    I’m still waiting for Franz to do a Chiklis-esque tough guy tranformation. Is that too much to ask for?

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  • 4 ms chii on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    this is the song that never ends…..(LOL!)

    it just gets better and better! wonder who the best alphabet reciter will be? need someone good! and famous! and smoking hot! I liked it when tina fey was on seseme street. coooooooooooool

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  • 5 Ben on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I guess they had to sedate Franz for that one because he didn’t drop trou the whole segment. I’m amazed…

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  • 6 Kleenex on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Jesus Christ! Telly Monster was the Richard Kind of Sesame Street muppets. I just now realized this.

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  • 7 Take5 on Jun 6, 2008 at 12:56 am

    I’m afraid I beat you to it- check the comments on the Patrick Stewart alphabet.

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  • 8 Mike on Jun 6, 2008 at 4:44 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaVggZftEcE

    How about Superman?

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  • 9 suzanne on Jun 6, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Conor spends his days wiling away in front of YouTube, finding old Sesame Street clips of beautiful inanity when he really should be delivering on another kind of beauiful inanity that I’ve been demanding in every blog comment I’ve been posting as of late. If you don’t know, you haven’t been paying attentiostatequarters.

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