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• 1 suzanne on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:17 am

  why does this trailer lack the most awesome state quarter in the universe? (conor, i’m looking in your direction)

• 2 Tim on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:22 am

  I remember wondering how well The X-Files would translate from television to film.

  Fortunately, David Duchovny’s lifeless, monotone delivery crackled and sizzled with the same amount of electricity on the big screen. Has the charisma of a bag of mulch.

• 3 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:50 am

  Why can’t we all just get along. Isn’t it possible to enjoy napping and burrito eating without resorting to riffticuffs.

• 4 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:08 am

  I miss the Lone Gunmen.

• 5 Bill Corbett on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:35 am

  You wanna know how Out There the Truth is?

  That bewigged Scottish git, Billy Connelly, was once known as “Billy MacGregor” is a certain school-based TV series:

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090444/fullcredits#cast

  In his one year on the show to replace a certain Howard Hesseman (a.k.a. “Dr. Johnny Fever!!!!”) , a certain young actor was also on the show: one “Brian Robbins,” director of a certain movie called “Meat, Dave?”

  This is so huge my head might explode. Though that could be due to last night’s tequila-drinking contest with a certain…

  DAME JUDI DENSCH!….who starred with a certain bewigged Scottish git (see above!!!) in “Mrs. Brown.”

  Not only are we through the looking glass, people….we have purchased a whole NEW looking glass, at the Target Superstore of conspiracy, run by the Illuminati and Bill Cosby. Um, people.

  You may never hear from me again.

• 6 James Shearhart on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:35 am

  We Found Something In The Ice!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WKzEz96Uk

• 7 JoshWay on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:51 am

  What have Moldy and Scullery Maid been up to during their ten-year hiatus from cinematic Truth hunting?

  -Regular diction lessons from Keith Richards
  -Lengthy court battle with the estate of The Future
  -Trying to figure out how the hell Mulder made it so quickly and inconspicuously all the way to the friggin’ South Pole
  -Repeated, unsuccessful attempts to get Landau’s old man funk out of their cars

• 8 Courtney on Jun 5, 2008 at 12:06 pm

  Turns out, they’d just left the keys on top of the car the whole time! D’oh! *facepalm*

  I hope this new movie really addresses what we want to know: where will Mulder urinate next?

• 9 RemmieBarrow on Jun 5, 2008 at 1:43 pm

  There have been trailers that have made me excited for what is to come. This is not one of those. In fact I was checking my watch and I was not even in a theater.

• 10 Geistertanz on Jun 6, 2008 at 2:21 am

  1:37:

  Produced by Howard Hawks
  who gave you
  “I was a Male War Bride”

  That was also the original title of “Escape from New York”, but the Plissken in a wedding dress thing didn’t work out that well.

• 11 Paul on Jun 6, 2008 at 4:00 am

  That isn’t a wig. That is Billy Connelly’s real hair.
  Yes. That is what he looks like normally. And no the truth to why his hair is like that isn’t out there. Some things are beyond explaination.

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