Produced by Howard Hawks
who gave you
“I was a Male War Bride”

That was also the original title of “Escape from New York”, but the Plissken in a wedding dress thing didn’t work out that well.

I hope this new movie really addresses what we want to know: where will Mulder urinate next?

-Regular diction lessons from Keith Richards
-Lengthy court battle with the estate of The Future
-Trying to figure out how the hell Mulder made it so quickly and inconspicuously all the way to the friggin’ South Pole
-Repeated, unsuccessful attempts to get Landau’s old man funk out of their cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WKzEz96Uk

That bewigged Scottish git, Billy Connelly, was once known as “Billy MacGregor” is a certain school-based TV series:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090444/fullcredits#cast

In his one year on the show to replace a certain Howard Hesseman (a.k.a. “Dr. Johnny Fever!!!!”) , a certain young actor was also on the show: one “Brian Robbins,” director of a certain movie called “Meat, Dave?”

This is so huge my head might explode. Though that could be due to last night’s tequila-drinking contest with a certain…

DAME JUDI DENSCH!….who starred with a certain bewigged Scottish git (see above!!!) in “Mrs. Brown.”

Not only are we through the looking glass, people….we have purchased a whole NEW looking glass, at the Target Superstore of conspiracy, run by the Illuminati and Bill Cosby. Um, people.

You may never hear from me again.

Fortunately, David Duchovny’s lifeless, monotone delivery crackled and sizzled with the same amount of electricity on the big screen. Has the charisma of a bag of mulch.