Hourly update on the state of Tom Arnold’s hair*:
*Note: due to the relative lack of available photos of Tom Arnold’s hair, image may not contain Tom Arnold. May contain large portions of Congressman Fred Grandy. We apologize for the inconvenience.**
**”We” in this instance being Bill, Conor, and Kevin, who didn’t do enough to prepare for the hourly Tom Arnold Hair Updates. Mike remains wholly blameless.
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BILL adds: Take my name off the slacker list, Mike! I’m doing my part for the cause.
Because of the aforementioned lack of Tom Arnold’s hair images, the picture below — while actually containing Tom A’s hair, which migrated temporarily to the top of this young seminary student’s head — doesn’t contain Mr. Arnold per se.
(Please ignore his fellow priest-in-training, the pre-op fella in the pink bikini top, as he doesn’t have ANY Tom A. hair on his head. For now. Though this could change at any moment. Anyway:)
(Picture courtesy of HotChicksWithDouchebags.com, a celebration of love, life, and living well.)
12 responses so far ↓
1 RemmieBarrow on Jun 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Whoa, that’s a relief. I thought that his hair had feed off his body for too long.
2 Darth Chimay on Jun 5, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Oh no! A picture of me got on the web!
Just kidding. Haha. I’d never wear Bono shades… or hot pink lipstick.
3 Natureboy (Ken) on Jun 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I think Tom is changing his hair frequently because he is in a witness protection program. Trying to keep him hidden from Roseanne Barr is not an easy task.
4 Stacia on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:58 pm
The background fellow at the seminary seems to be engaging in some highly interesting behavior.
5 Ben on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Any truth to the Vanity Fair article that Tom Arnold’s hair is having an affair with Bill Clinton?
6 Tim on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:18 pm
So, um…which one of the people in that picture is supposedly a “hot chick”? Can anyone help me out with that?
7 Onil on Jun 6, 2008 at 3:17 am
I can’t tell if that’s a New Jersey guido or a Long Island guido.
8 Jacob_Taylor on Jun 6, 2008 at 4:23 am
I feel sorry for his pre-op friend, he’s too big to fit into his jeans
9 Minnesota on Jun 6, 2008 at 5:20 am
That website is extreamly funny.
10 R.A. Roth on Jun 6, 2008 at 9:39 am
Hot chicks and the douchebags who use them, on the next Donahue.
Randy
11 Geena on Jun 7, 2008 at 11:11 am
Play a Bon Jovi song. If he starts pumping his fist (the only form of dancing legally permitted in the state of New Jersey), then he’s probably the Jersey variety.
12 Brian O. on Jun 10, 2008 at 9:11 am
My gawd. His tits are bigger than hers!
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