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URGENT UPDATE!!!!

June 5th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 14 Comments

THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!!!

tom grazer

Thanks to the miracle of modern science, we’re now able to keep a healthy supply of Tom Arnold hair images coming. Using the exclusive GrazerWeave Process* we can now replace Tom Arnold’s limited head of hair with Brian Grazer’s exceptional, ever-shifting hair shrub. Even better, after removing Mr. Grazer’s hair from his skull, it instantly grew back! Now Tom can run, swim, play tennis, avoid dinner plate-sized piles of coke, with his great new hair!

*Process may involve Photoshop.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RemmieBarrow on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Ack! His face is going to explode!!

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  • 2 Darth Chimay on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    So, he’s slowly transmogrifying into Yahoo Serious?

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  • 3 C-Nug on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    But will he be able to play the piano anymore?

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  • 4 Courtney on Jun 5, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Tom Arnold Scissorhands?

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  • 5 Onil on Jun 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    He’s superstar producer Brian Grazer. Only he can’t greenlight a movie. Hell, he can barely get a Blockbuster card.

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  • 6 Ben on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    A kisser only a mother could love…

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  • 7 ShutterBun on Jun 5, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Never before has the term “healthy supply” been more inappropriately used.

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  • 8 Tim on Jun 5, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Nice to hear about the swimming, tennis, and coke-avoiding, but how will his new hair affect his Roseanne-marrying?

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  • 9 WildRebel on Jun 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Ack! It’s the drawing dude from “Yo Gabba Gabba” !

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  • 10 Hugh on Jun 6, 2008 at 12:13 am

    What has science done?

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  • 11 Rob T Firefly on Jun 6, 2008 at 5:53 am

    If you crossed David Tennant as Doctor Who with everyone’s one upsetting uncle who always came over to sleep on the couch and smelled like sweaty cigarettes, you’d get this.

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  • 12 Spookette on Jun 6, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    When did Tom Arnold die? More importantly, when was he mummified and encased in wax?

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  • 13 suzanne on Jun 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm


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  • 14 suzanne on Jun 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    (so how does one post photos on this here forum?)

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3134/2557880908_1670d6c889.jpg

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