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McGruff Breaks His Silence!

June 9th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 17 Comments

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Yes, everybody’s second favorite Crime Dog has his own blog! And, in a monumental occasion, he’s blogged on it for the first time in over a year! McGruff last blogged on June 2nd, 2007. In an entry beloved by children and adults alike, entitled “Keep bullies at bay” McGruff instucts us that “Bullies are a problem all year. Be sure that you know what to do when you encounter one.”*

After such a lengthy screed, McGruff felt he had said it all, which is why he remained silent for over a year. But he recently broke the silence for his latest entry entitled “Be Safe this Summer” in which he remarks “blog text”*

Such regular and relevant updates seem too important not to feature more prominently, so McGruff’s Blog has been added to the RiffTrax Blogroll!

*Complete text of blog entry

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17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 suzanne on Jun 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    i believe mcgruff, in his in-depth two-worded blog entry, was also pleading with conor to finish his state quarters deathmatch.

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    Reply from Bill Corbett on June 9, 2008:

    Suzanne —

    What with your dogged pursuit of Conor’s state quarters follow-up, you put McGruff to shame.

  • 2 RemmieBarrow on Jun 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Ok, we know the first and second favorite crime dogs, but who is the third favorite?

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  • 3 R.A. Roth on Jun 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Everyone remembers: “Take a bite out of crime”.

    But does anyone remember McGruff’s second less popular catch phrase, “Take a nibble out of a large wedge of smoky bacon Roquefort”?

    Randy

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  • 4 wakachiwaka on Jun 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Whatever happened to that hyperkinetic rabbity lagomorph with whom ol’ McGruff used to randomly dispense violent justice upon wrongdoers?

    Or am I thinking of someone else?

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    Reply from RemmieBarrow on June 9, 2008:

    Yeh, you are thinking of Sam from the classic comic book series “Sam and Max”.

    Reply from wakachiwaka on June 10, 2008:

    Sweet mother of pearl in a smoking birchbark canoe!!!

  • 5 ms chii on Jun 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    i believe SAM is the coolest crime dog around and should be #1!

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  • 6 ShutterBun on Jun 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Is “blog text” an order? Like “blog text, or else, kids!”

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    Reply from Barry on June 9, 2008:

    Remember, only YOU can prevent blog text!

    Reply from Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on June 10, 2008:

    I second the mandate theory. I guess McGruff REALLY hates photoblogging. Can’t say I blame him.

  • 7 Onil on Jun 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Someone needs to teach McGruff the Catholic school way of dealing with bullies. You run and tattle to the meanest tuffest nun you can find and pray the bully doesn’t find out you’re a rat.

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  • 8 Ben on Jun 10, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Maybe McGruff was out killing criminals like Dexter and was too busy to blog?

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  • 9 Russ Rogers on Jun 10, 2008 at 10:49 am

    I found the blog!

    http://www.mcgruff.org/blog/2008/06/2243044.php

    McGruff hadn’t just gotten drunk and fallen asleep at the keyboard. It looks like just some kind of computer glitch. Oh well.

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  • 10 ShutterBun on Jun 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    McGruff’s next blog: “How to protect yourself from cyber-criminals.”

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  • 11 Guess what other dog has a blog? | The Chocolate Dog Blog on Jun 11, 2008 at 8:07 am

    […] McGruff The Crime dog is a blogger as well! It is great to see other dogs getting in front of the keyboard to share their views and thoughts. […]

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