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Cubs fans, be afraid

June 23rd, 2008 by · 23 Comments

beer girl3Those of you who have recently hopped on the band wagon, started drinking more than your fair share of Budweiser (1 fair share = 12 oz. annually) and rooting for the Chicago Cubs to take it all might want to consider the following: we’re still three weeks out from the All-Star break; AND Steve Bartman has just issued the following statement:

“I know that many people are excited by the stellar play and winning ways of your beloved Chicago Cubs. I would like to remind you all that I AM STEVE BARTMAN! You have hopes, I bring DEATH! You cheer, I DESTROY! You are hopeless against me!

Still, Wood’s is looking solid this year, and that Fukudome’s got range, huh?

But, again, I WILL CRUSH YOU!

That is all,



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