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Best Dr. Seuss Character name

June 27th, 2008 by · 35 Comments

What is the best Dr. Seuss character name?  I’m far from an authority on the subject, but my vote would have to be for:

SYLVESTER McMONKEY McBEAN

sylvester mcmonkey mcbean

Yes, this huckster, who took The Sneetches for all they were worth has it all going for him.  A sweet ride to rival Marvin K Mooney’s Crunk Car, tons of dough, a hat a hipster would kill for, and his name is SYLVESTER McMONKEY McBEAN.  Let’s hope he has a stick of proper length to beat the ladies off with, (would his job as a fix-it-up-chappie deter the ladies?  Were you to ask they’d probably just roll over on their pile of cash and have the butler escort you out.)

Anyways, I’m sure I’ve overlooked someone in Seuss’ bibliography, so any other great characters names would be appreciated.

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