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Knute Rockne I’m not.

June 30th, 2008 by · 40 Comments

Something I actually said to my three year old daughter this AM:

    See honey? Trying sometimes works.

What I didn’t add, thankfully:

“Note that I said ‘sometimes,’ honey. Rarely, in fact. Come to think of it, honey, we all rot eventually… so what’s the point of ANY effort?”

    knute rockne

    KNUTE ROCKNE a.k.a. “not me.”

Next: Daddy’s Power Point demo showing that hard work and exemplary behavior MAY result in a crust of stale bread someday. (Though not likely.)

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