Comments on: What is Patriotism?

By: Gawliflelvime

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By: Brian O.

Brian O. — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:12:50 +0000

Patriotism is like rocks! And slightly smaller rocks!

By: RiffNotes

RiffNotes — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:02:49 +0000

True story. Watched this short with my dad. Got to talking about Bob Crane and his “back story”. My dad’s actual, not-made-up-in-any-way request:

“I’d like to know more about how he died – why don’t you trying Googling ‘Bob Crane’, ‘porn’, ‘death’?”

Uh huh.

By: MikeP

MikeP — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:00:24 +0000

C'mon Lord-z. Happy Goat isn't that bad.

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:11:32 +0000

I will celebrate my patriotism Bob Crane style by having myself bludgeoned by a porn movie tripod.

By: Glyn

Glyn — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:30:24 +0000

In defense of Mr. Crane, porn is as patriotic as two nude chicks in an apple pie fight.
Mmmmm apple pie!

By: Lord-z

Lord-z — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:21:00 +0000

There is a certain image, where the title begins with “Goat”. Do not attempt to find out what it is. I only saw it due to some bastard hotwiring links on Wikipedia. And if you do see it, be prepared to try to cut out your eyes with the nearest sharp and/or pointy object. But it won’t work. The horrible image just keeps burning your brain. I don’t want to give you the full title. If you know what I am talking about, you will know why. If you don’t know, I envy you.

By: R.A. Roth

R.A. Roth — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:12:17 +0000

I agree with Bob. Patriotism is looking at things. I mean, really looking at them*.

Won’t you look at them, too? Things, that is.

Randy

* This sentiment was originally penned by a wood duck, a chigger and a Lyme tick.

By: Scooter

Scooter — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:08:41 +0000

“3 cantaloupes and a melon baller” used to come up with a home-made sex toy site on the first results page of google. It appears safe now though

By: MVP

MVP — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:55:09 +0000

I’m glad you and Bill keep me posted on words and names that I shouldn’t look up.

So far I’ve got “Innocence” and “Bob Crane.”

Any other recommendations while my list is out?

By: Glyn

Glyn — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:26:09 +0000

I was just a little kid!
I didn’t know I was contributing to the downfall of patriotism every time I bought ice cream from the Good Humor Man (they wore white pants)!
Please forgive me!
I’m going to hide in a dark corner now and curl up in the fetal position.
Thanks a lot!

By: RemmieBarrow

RemmieBarrow — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:55:25 +0000

I have tried to not think of what happened to Bob Crane for the longest time and now you have brought it up to my mind again. Thank you, Rifftrax.

By: MikeP

MikeP — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:27:36 +0000

RiffTrax strongly advises against image searching Bob Crane

Why on earth not?

…

Oh. Um. Ew.

By: suzanne

suzanne — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:49 +0000

The two most partiotic things the Rifftrax bloggers can do:
1) Post this Sam the Eagle video:
http://tinyurl.com/5wjdbc

2) Celebrate each state that make up our great nation AND their corresponding monetary denomination in a total smackdown faceoff of awesomeness. How bout it guys?