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Less than three months!

July 7th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 30 Comments

I’m heading out the door to start camping out for tickets, but just wanted to call attention to this for anyone who might still be on the fence:

 

See you in line!

Tags: RiffTrax · movies

30 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kyle on Jul 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Screw that. I’ve got a friend of a friend who is a Chihuahua. He’ll hook me up with tickets.

  • 2 Dot Matrix With Stereo Sound » Blog Archive » Hollywood Unoriginality Ratio: WALL-E on Jul 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    [...] carry around small dogs in purses? Is that the audience we’re pandering toward now?!? (EDIT: OH GOD HE’S POSTED ANOTHER REMINDER THAT THIS FILM EXISTS. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SANDPAPER IN THE WORLD TO SUFFICIENTLY SCOUR THE SURFACE OF MY BRAIN AND REMOVE [...]

  • 3 MikeP on Jul 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Save a spot for me, Conor. I’ll butt in front on the day of.

  • 4 RemmieBarrow on Jul 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    My eyes might say no, but my mind and my heart are saying, “Dear God…NO, NO, NO, Nononononononooooooooooooooooooo!”

  • 5 karen on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    is this george lopez’ big movie break? ewwww!!!

  • 6 Ryan on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Patriotism is NOT going to see this movie.

  • 7 doggans on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    And drugs are like chihuahuas!

  • 8 Glyn on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Yeah, I’ll wave to ya’ll from another line hopefully for a decent movie.

  • 9 Onil on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Is it possible to waterboard a movie?

  • 10 Finchstalker on Jul 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    If you figure out a way to do that, let me know as soon as possible.

  • 11 suzanne on Jul 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    perhaps you can bring your laptop or iphone to the line and finally — FINALLY — find the time to finish the ultimate state quarter showdown?

    because come on now, this is getting a little ridiculous.

  • 12 Glyn on Jul 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Like Manos II: The Revenge of Torgo
    Just finishing the thought.

  • 13 Tv Miller on Jul 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Anything Andy Garcia is worthy of the matinée price at the dollar theatre which is where I am now writing to you from, awaiting MY tickets for when it has left the big theatres after a seventeen week run as the #1 Dog Related Film In The US.

    The Pushed Back 1 Week October 3rd Releases
    Beveral Hills Chihuahua
    The Express
    How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
    Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist
    Possession
    Religulous
    What Just Happened

    With casts like What Just Happened and How To Lose Friends, I hope someone realized the pocket books of the common 73 year old dog lover. It’s going to be a blow out. I’m guessing an easy 107 mil domestic and 280 global. Easily putting Meet Dave second for the 08 box office totals.

  • 14 Ben on Jul 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    I pray that the movie will not be ruined by any cameos of Paris Hilton.

  • 15 RandomChatter » Blog Archive » RiffTrax, I hate you. on Jul 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    [...] I don’t really hate RiffTrax. But for the second time now, I think I should hate [...]

  • 16 Adam on Jul 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    So what, every Chihuahua automatically has a ticket connection to this movie?

    Dude, that’s racist somehow.

  • 17 Kyle on Jul 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    No, it’s okay. I can say it because my cousin is part Chihuahua.

  • 18 Queen Shadowrama on Jul 7, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    This trailer made me all giddy inside.

    On another note, I think I may be going insane.

  • 19 Brian O. on Jul 7, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    You’re gonna need ‘em to enjoy this movie.

  • 20 Smuttynose on Jul 8, 2008 at 4:19 am

    Hey! Some of my best friends are Chihuahuas!

  • 21 Smuttynose on Jul 8, 2008 at 5:25 am

    He can’t hear you, evidently. I can picture Conor now, going “La la la I can’t hear you and I’ve abandonded the State Quarters thing la la la.”

  • 22 JoshWay on Jul 8, 2008 at 7:09 am

    I’m just worried that it won’t live up to the hype. What if it doesn’t eat and merely blows?

  • 23 Casey on Jul 8, 2008 at 7:11 am

    I will have infinite respect for this movie if it is completely void of poop jokes.

  • 24 RiffNotes on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:09 am

    SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

    …

    …

    Not really. Did you actually think a film like this could even HAVE a spoiler? Or that it could in any way BE spoiled further than it already is?

    Maybe Drew Barrymore’s character (Chloe) is actually dead, right from the start of the film?

  • 25 JT on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:27 am

    This will be the Godfather of all toy sized dog movies. Screw you, Milo.

  • 26 Libby on Jul 8, 2008 at 9:35 am

    I think the fact that they included the phrase “nothing can prepare you” is warning enough. I mean, these trailers AREN’T preparing us?! WHAT MORE CAN THEY DO TO US?!?!?!

  • 27 Adam on Jul 8, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Then I’d guess the sequel the following year would make up the difference.

    (For the record, that would be “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Harder”.)

  • 28 attaturk on Jul 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    The value of this movie is measured in the volume of Lou Dobbs’ tears.

    He demands a feature length movie about American Staffordshire Terrier.

  • 29 attaturk on Jul 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Bill,

    You missed the better, more OVER THE TOP TRAILER

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7tleFb6TlI

  • 30 Brian O. on Jul 8, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    I can’t believe they went so far as to rip off the Andre the Giant “Obey” sticker craze from the 80s.

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