Comments on: Less than three months! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:45:03 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Brian O. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12590 Brian O. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:12:05 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12590 I can't believe they went so far as to rip off the Andre the Giant "Obey" sticker craze from the 80s. I can’t believe they went so far as to rip off the Andre the Giant “Obey” sticker craze from the 80s.

]]> By: attaturk http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12573 attaturk Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:45:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12573 Bill, You missed the better, more OVER THE TOP TRAILER http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7tleFb6TlI Bill,

You missed the better, more OVER THE TOP TRAILER

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7tleFb6TlI

]]> By: attaturk http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12572 attaturk Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:41:00 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12572 The value of this movie is measured in the volume of Lou Dobbs' tears. He demands a feature length movie about American Staffordshire Terrier. The value of this movie is measured in the volume of Lou Dobbs’ tears.

He demands a feature length movie about American Staffordshire Terrier.

]]> By: Adam http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12560 Adam Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:41:30 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12560 Then I'd guess the sequel the following year would make up the difference. (For the record, that would be "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Harder".) Then I’d guess the sequel the following year would make up the difference.

(For the record, that would be “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Harder”.)

]]> By: Libby http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12553 Libby Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:35:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12553 I think the fact that they included the phrase "nothing can prepare you" is warning enough. I mean, these trailers AREN'T preparing us?! WHAT MORE CAN THEY DO TO US?!?!?! I think the fact that they included the phrase “nothing can prepare you” is warning enough. I mean, these trailers AREN’T preparing us?! WHAT MORE CAN THEY DO TO US?!?!?!

]]> By: JT http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12551 JT Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:27:39 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12551 This will be the Godfather of all toy sized dog movies. Screw you, Milo. This will be the Godfather of all toy sized dog movies. Screw you, Milo.

]]> By: RiffNotes http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12550 RiffNotes Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:09:45 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12550 SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! ... ... Not really. Did you actually think a film like this could even HAVE a spoiler? Or that it could in any way BE spoiled further than it already is? Maybe Drew Barrymore's character (Chloe) is actually dead, right from the start of the film? SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

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Not really. Did you actually think a film like this could even HAVE a spoiler? Or that it could in any way BE spoiled further than it already is?

Maybe Drew Barrymore’s character (Chloe) is actually dead, right from the start of the film?

]]> By: Casey http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12547 Casey Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:11:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12547 I will have infinite respect for this movie if it is completely void of poop jokes. I will have infinite respect for this movie if it is completely void of poop jokes.

]]> By: JoshWay http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12546 JoshWay Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:09:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12546 I'm just worried that it won't live up to the hype. What if it doesn't eat and merely blows? I’m just worried that it won’t live up to the hype. What if it doesn’t eat and merely blows?

]]> By: Smuttynose http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12545 Smuttynose Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:25:52 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12545 He can't hear you, evidently. I can picture Conor now, going "La la la I can't hear you and I've abandonded the State Quarters thing la la la." He can’t hear you, evidently. I can picture Conor now, going “La la la I can’t hear you and I’ve abandonded the State Quarters thing la la la.”

]]> By: Smuttynose http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12544 Smuttynose Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:19:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12544 Hey! Some of my best friends are Chihuahuas! Hey! Some of my best friends are Chihuahuas!

]]> By: Brian O. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12542 Brian O. Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:20:02 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12542 You're gonna need 'em to enjoy this movie. You’re gonna need ‘em to enjoy this movie.

]]> By: Queen Shadowrama http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12541 Queen Shadowrama Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:35:19 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12541 This trailer made me all giddy inside. On another note, I think I may be going insane. This trailer made me all giddy inside.

On another note, I think I may be going insane.

]]> By: Kyle http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12539 Kyle Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:11:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12539 No, it's okay. I can say it because my cousin is part Chihuahua. No, it’s okay. I can say it because my cousin is part Chihuahua.

]]> By: Adam http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12538 Adam Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:12:08 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12538 So what, every Chihuahua automatically has a ticket connection to this movie? Dude, that's racist somehow. So what, every Chihuahua automatically has a ticket connection to this movie?

Dude, that’s racist somehow.

]]> By: RandomChatter » Blog Archive » RiffTrax, I hate you. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12537 RandomChatter » Blog Archive » RiffTrax, I hate you. Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:51:11 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12537 [...] I don't really hate RiffTrax. But for the second time now, I think I should hate [...] [...] I don’t really hate RiffTrax. But for the second time now, I think I should hate [...]

]]> By: Ben http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12536 Ben Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:33:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12536 I pray that the movie will not be ruined by any cameos of Paris Hilton. I pray that the movie will not be ruined by any cameos of Paris Hilton.

]]> By: Tv Miller http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12535 Tv Miller Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:24:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12535 Anything Andy Garcia is worthy of the matinée price at the dollar theatre which is where I am now writing to you from, awaiting MY tickets for when it has left the big theatres after a seventeen week run as the #1 Dog Related Film In The US. The Pushed Back 1 Week October 3rd Releases Beveral Hills Chihuahua The Express How to Lose Friends and Alienate People Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist Possession Religulous What Just Happened With casts like What Just Happened and How To Lose Friends, I hope someone realized the pocket books of the common 73 year old dog lover. It's going to be a blow out. I'm guessing an easy 107 mil domestic and 280 global. Easily putting Meet Dave second for the 08 box office totals. Anything Andy Garcia is worthy of the matinée price at the dollar theatre which is where I am now writing to you from, awaiting MY tickets for when it has left the big theatres after a seventeen week run as the #1 Dog Related Film In The US.

The Pushed Back 1 Week October 3rd Releases
Beveral Hills Chihuahua
The Express
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist
Possession
Religulous
What Just Happened

With casts like What Just Happened and How To Lose Friends, I hope someone realized the pocket books of the common 73 year old dog lover. It’s going to be a blow out. I’m guessing an easy 107 mil domestic and 280 global. Easily putting Meet Dave second for the 08 box office totals.

]]> By: Glyn http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12533 Glyn Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:56:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12533 Like Manos II: The Revenge of Torgo Just finishing the thought. Like Manos II: The Revenge of Torgo
Just finishing the thought.

]]> By: suzanne http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/comment-page-1/#comment-12532 suzanne Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:53:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/07/less-than-three-months/#comment-12532 perhaps you can bring your laptop or iphone to the line and finally -- FINALLY -- find the time to finish the ultimate state quarter showdown? because come on now, this is getting a little ridiculous. perhaps you can bring your laptop or iphone to the line and finally — FINALLY — find the time to finish the ultimate state quarter showdown?

because come on now, this is getting a little ridiculous.

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