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• 1 Kyle on Jul 15, 2008 at 9:02 pm

  It’s probably best that they don’t translate that song. America is already hated enough.

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  Reply from Mr. Slick on July 15, 2008:

  Maybe we can blame Mexico for this

  Reply from Ben on July 16, 2008:

  ooo blame it on another country. Yes, an American classic.

  Reply from Mr. Slick on July 16, 2008:

  Why break with tradition now?

• 2 Mr. Slick on Jul 15, 2008 at 10:28 pm

  what, No Eddie Murphy?!!!

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• 3 C-Nug on Jul 15, 2008 at 11:38 pm

  What the heck is “lover” German for?

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  Reply from Derek Martz on July 16, 2008:

  It appears, from my Googling, that “kreiger” might mean “warrior” and “lover” *sigh* means just what you think it means. Seeing this utterly depressing trailer before Wall-E is perhaps the best way to ensure you appreciate the folks at Pixar.

  Reply from Meredith on July 16, 2008:

  When I went to see wall-e, the reaction the (old) Chihuahua trailer got was wonderful. A few seconds of silence, followed by stunned, uncertain laughter. It’s like the whole theater hoped it was a joke, or a hallucination.

• 4 Spookette on Jul 16, 2008 at 12:38 am

  And here I thought that chihuahua trailer couldn’t get any more painful…this will haunt me to my grave.

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  Reply from Glyn on July 16, 2008:

  I agree. I almost lost the will to live.

• 5 Smuttynose on Jul 16, 2008 at 4:26 am

  Ich vomited. Ich hätte zu Hohleisen meine Augen mit einem Löffel.

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  Reply from Onil on July 16, 2008:

  I don’t know what that means but France just surrendered to you.

  *This lame joke brought to you by 1985. 1985, it was a good year!

  Reply from Smuttynose on July 16, 2008:

  Thanks, 1985!

  But it will be hard to guide the POW’s after my eyes have been gouged out with a spoon (as per the original German transcript).

  Reply from MikeP on July 16, 2008:

  It’s such a romantic language, Klingon is.

• 6 Danni on Jul 16, 2008 at 8:08 am

  Venn ist das nurnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

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  Reply from Smuttynose on July 16, 2008:

  Ha HA! The Killer Joke! I love it!!! Ha! HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Gag, sput) HAHA (wheeze)

  *clutches chest, falls over*

  Reply from Jacob_Taylor on July 16, 2008:

  Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee……… I don’t get it

  Reply from Danni on July 16, 2008:

  Monty Python…

• 7 Tammy on Jul 16, 2008 at 8:22 am

  Yikes! Talk about nightmare fuel!

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• 8 Jacob_Taylor on Jul 16, 2008 at 8:40 am

  HEIL PAPI!!!

  yes, I know the chihuahua’s name

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• 9 Michaela on Jul 16, 2008 at 8:56 am

  Do we really need to be exporting garbage such as this around the world. I feel mightily ashamed, with just a touch of nausea.

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• 10 Jenna on Jul 16, 2008 at 10:07 am

  I feel extremely embarrassed for Walt Disney. >.< If I see any posters or anything about this movie when I visit Disneyland tomorrow, I believe I might blow it up.

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• 11 Ben on Jul 16, 2008 at 11:34 am

  I think I will stick with Lou from E’s “The Soup”.

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• 12 karen on Jul 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm

  oui oui! I agree…Much funnier!

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• 13 RemmieBarrow on Jul 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm

  You are right, Sir, it is not Schnappi. For your information, Schnappi would have ate all those atonal dogs and be back for breakfast.

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• 14 Fifty "percent" Krieger on Jul 20, 2008 at 7:02 am

  Conor’s definitely has more Kreiger, at least by 7%.

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• 15 Inspector Dim on Jul 20, 2008 at 11:39 am

  I really hope this “Papi” character falls into the hands of the lower class Aztecs during the movie. It’d be a bummer of a Disney movie, but on the bright side, it’d make one heck of an episode of Anthony Bourdain!

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